(Ultra) Dirty Jokes

Like I told you,he is still alive

Hitler conquering another village while ww2 and he decided to give a chance for every woman in this village to save their families.
He made all men to stand naked one next to another in stright line and every woman have to find her husband by doing them bl*wjob. First woman starts to suck and saying:
- not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, Mine!
It's turn out that she was right so they could walk away free. Second woman starts to suck:
- not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, MINE!!
True again so Hitler was deeply surprised and decided to stand in line between men of village. Third woman starts to doing her job and saying:
-not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine......