A man sticks his face up with some doritos while laying on the couch watching football, lightning strikes in the distance and hits the power too the house ZAMBAM The man stares at the blank tv and after 5 minutes he goes outside too fix it carrying his Prime bottle ZAM BAM He gets struck by lighting, terrified the man runs inside with his prime and drinks a sip of it The prime is off ...He looks down and realises hes drinking gasoline FUCK He picks up the phone and begins dialing 111999 199 He cant remeber the number Oh god oh oh god He starts panicking and runns too the police stationHe starts running 40 mph after 10 minutes he gets exhausted and starts panting And thats when it sinks in He is the fastest human on earth 40 MPH FASTER THEN USAINS BOLTS FASTET TIME He sees some people with guns going and ski masks going into the bank They come out with a bunch of bags OF MONEY He chases after them The car is going faster 50 mph he huffs and puffs running out of breath, the car goes off into the distance without him catching it He goes home and decides what job he wants A SUPERHERO
