inspired twinkle - Richard X Oscar The Grouch

Chapter 1: the encounter

Richards POV:

I slide my feet on the moist carpet of my bedroom, my stomach grumbling with rage. I trod to the kitchen and open my fridge,

"Oh! My Spalding basketball! I've been looking for you left, right and centre."

I mutter to myself as my prized ball rolls out of my fridge, looking at the orange complexion, all my hunger disappears with a blink of an eye. I would eat this ball right now if I could. I run to my front door, practising my perfect basketball skills. I slide on my Jordans and head to the park with an aura of positivity beaming through my soul.

"Richard?" I hear it from a distance.

Justin's POV:

"and then he broke the fucking toilet and ripped the soap dispenser.." I stop in my tracks as I fix my gaze onto the most unattractive, hideous, ugly, unlovely, displeasing kid I've seen. I turn to look at May,

"Is that..."

May looks back with widened eyes, "It is..." We both giggle at the horrendous sight, "It looks like the dollar tree version of Trisha Paytas.."

"Hey! Don't diss my girl like that. Trisha is amazing, I love her songs. I LOVE YOU JESSSUSSS I LOVE YOU JESUS!" May says with a singing tone in her voice

"Bitch quiet down you sound like a beat up whistle.." I scoff.

"Whistle..? Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby.." May mumbles in a depressing tone.

We shout in unison, "Richard?"

Richards POV:

Why are there people yelling my name? OMG DID MY BASKETBALL TIK TOK BLOW UP OH MY GOD! I'M FAMOUS! I'M GOING TO BE RICH (just like my name el oh el).

I turn around with a large smile on my face, ready to meet my fans. May and Justin are standing right behind me, with creepy grins printed on both of their faces.

"FUCK YOU DICKHEADS JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU GAY BUM" I say.

"Suck mah balls you ball sacker" Justin says with a tone on his voice.

I look over to May who looks like she's about to burst into tears from laughing.

"I'M GOING TO CRY HELP" May says between laughs.

"Bitch go cry a river you fucking suck." I say to her with a sarcastic tone in my voice.

"Damn now you hurt my feelings bitch." May says back in the same tone.

Justin starts renegading because he has something wrong in the head. May is staring at something in my arms. FUCK ME DEAD. I literally look at Justin doing his gay little tik tok dance, he side eyes me and looks up and down. While making this eye contact, May fucking comes up in here and takes my basketball.

She starts sprinting away from me but little does she know i am a state level basketball player, which means im fast. I start running but realise May is already on the other side of the park. WHAT THE FUCK. Why is this woman so fast?? I walk to her as she runs back in my direction.

"Why the fucking flying fuck are you so fucking damn fast. Like I'm a state basketball player and you're faster than me" I say with a tone.

"You're not the only state level player around here... I do state level athletics so I'm better than you bitch. If you ever get me mad, just pray I'm not near a spear or it's over for you whore" May says back with pride.

"What the fuck is happening. I was just dancing and all of a sudden you guys run?? Like yous know I don't like running and you fucking run? Bitches....." Justin says, obviously mad and mumbling the last part.

I turned towards Justin to have a go at him but then I heard a large crash and bang coming from the other side of the park. I turn around and see May in a throwing position, quickly changing when she sees me looking.

"I threw the ball over there. I can't be bothered to get it so that's your problem now!" May says.

"Fuck you." I say

"Aww, love you too" May responds.

I flip her off and walk towards the ball, which is in a pile of rubbish and one lonely trash can. I pick up the basketball but something is holding it. I pull for the ball, revealing a green furry creature, living in the bin.

"Oh hi! Sorry for scaring you. I'm Oscar! What's your name?" The creature says to me.

"Hi there oscar... I'm Richard and I came to get my basketball. My friend May threw it over." I say back, not wanting to continue this conversation.

"Nice meeting you Richard, I will let you go now. Have fun with your friends!" Oscar says, while waving.

I walk away without saying goodbye. I couldn't bring myself to say it. He was kinda fine ngl. His hair was neat, the colour was nice and his personality was so cool. He would be a good friend to have. I walk home, not saying bye to May or Justin. I flop onto my bed. Thinking about today. Oscar was stuck in my head. Normally, when I meet someone they usually don't stay in my head for this long. Maybe I will go back tomorrow to say hi. Maybe talk more. I hope...

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