Scene change: Snowy Forest
Frisk and Chara walk OSR
Frisk: Is that a camera in that bush?
Frisk points to Bush prop
Chara: Yes.
Frisk: Alright, let's get out of here.
Frisk and Chara walk OFSL
Sans walks OSM from middle
Blackout
Chara and Frisk walk OSR
Frisk: I think we're safe now.
Chara and Frisk walk OSM
Sans walks OSR
Frisk: You ever get the feeling that you're being watched?
Sans walks directly behind Frisk
Sans: Human.
Chara: Uh oh...
Sans: Don't ya know how to greet a new pal? Turn around, and shake my hand.
Frisk and Chara slowly turn around, and Frisk shakes Sans' hand
SFX: WHOOPEE CUSHION
Sans: Heh, the good ol' whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's ALWAYS funny. Now, I'm supposed to be on watch for humans, but I'm not really into actually capturing anybody.
Chara: Good so far...
Sans: But my brother, Papyrus, he's a human hunting FANATIC.
Chara: There it is.
Sans: Hey, I think that's him up ahead. Just continue on for now.
Chara and Frisk walk OFSL
Blackout
Scene change: Forest with Convenient Lamp
(Lamp should be the same size and shape of the actor playing Frisk)
Frisk and Chara walk OSR
Sans comes on OSR a few seconds later
Sans: Hey, my brother's coming. Hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp.
Frisk hides behind the lamp, which is the same size as them, the lamp fits perfectly
Papyrus enters OSL
Sans: What's sup?
Papyrus: You know EXACTLY what's 'sup', brother! You still haven't. Recalibrated. Your. PUZZLES!
Sans: Relax, bro. I've gotten a TON of work today. A skele-TON.
SFX: RIMSHOT
Papyrus: That pun was terrible!
Sans: You're smiling.
Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT!
Papyrus starts to head OFSL, but stops
Sans: Bye, I was ICE seein' ya.
Papyrus: Grrrr....
SFX: RIMSHOT
Papyrus: For your work...
Papyrus smiles
Papyrus: Put a little more BACKBONE into it!
Papyrus (while heading OFSL): NYEHEHEHEHEH!
Papyrus is not OSFL, but comes back on for a second
Papyrus: HEH!
Papyrus leaves OFSL, again
Frisk steps out from the lamp
Sans: Alright kid, unfortunately, the only way forward the the way my bro just went. Now, you'll have to hurry, or you'll hear more of my terrible puns!
Sans chuckles
Frisk and Chara start to leave OFSL, but Sans stops them
Sans: Actually, Papyrus has never seen a human. Just seeing one might make his day. Could you do that for me?
Frisk: Sure, I guess...
Sans: Alright kid, I'll see ya ahead.
Sans walks OFSR
Frisk: That's...
Slight pause
Frisk: The wrong way...
Frisk and Chara head OFSL
Blackout
Scene over
YOU ARE READING
UNDERTALE but it's written as a play...
AventuraIt's Undertale, but as a play! Can be performed at any theater for free, if you want to use it for something, you don't have to credit me.
