TIMTURD!!!!!!! (60+ only guys sowwy)

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"h-hey tim I hev sometime to tlel yu..." turd sayd. "what is it my big babi byo?" timmy asked turp. "i-i liek yu...................." twirl said to timothy. "OH EM GEE I LKIE YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


tthye both made out right ther. then all the sudden Taylor swift came in to their house (haha came lol) and started singing bad blud. "OMG TAYLOR SMITH!!!!" they all said in unison. then Kanye west barged in from the chimney like Santa and started stripping till he was bare naked and started singing in polish. "what the fuck" trowel said.

"KILL YRSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Kanye west said. then they all had a dance party on each other.

the end


(GUYS I DOTN ACTUALLY SHIP TOMTORD I SHIP EDDTORD)\

lmk if y'all want an actual story tho ??


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⏰ Last updated: Dec 03, 2023 ⏰

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