Gojo Satoru and The Witch

The Witch

Gojo Satoru and the Three Cute Kittens

A Fairy Tale
by Guntur Rakha Prasetya

Once upon a time there was a boy of the Strongest Man named Gojo Satoru. Currently (G) he was on his way to meet his best friend Arthur Pendragon, but what was different was that today he tried a shortcut by passing through the central park.

It wasn't long before Gojo got lost, because he had never passed this way before (G) . He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he reached into his bag to look for his favorite toy, Itadori Yuji, but Itadori Yuji was nowhere to be found! Gojo began to panic. He felt certain that he had packed Itadori Yuji. To make matters worse, he started to feel hungry.

Unexpectedly, he saw a Cute kitten dressed in a Black Suit disappearing into the trees.

"How odd!" thought Gojo.

For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed kitten. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.

Eventually, Gojo reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from Apples, a house made from pizzas, a house made from pancakes and a house made from doughnuts.

Gojo could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.

"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"

Nobody replied.

Gojo looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

A cackle broke through the air, giving Gojo a fright. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Itadori Yuji!

"Itadori Yuji!" shouted Gojo. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"

The witch just shrugged.

"Give Itadori Yuji back!" cried Gojo.

"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.

"At least let Itadori Yuji out of that cage!"

Before she could reply, three Cute kittens rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Gojo recognised the one in the Black Suit that he'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognise him too.

"Hello Big Kitten," said the witch.

"Good morning." The kitten noticed Itadori Yuji. "Who is this?"

"That's Itadori Yuji," explained the witch.

"Ooh! Itadori Yuji would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the kitten.

The witch shook her head. "Itadori Yuji is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." Gojo interrupted. "Itadori Yuji lives with me! And not in a cage!"

Big Kitten ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.

The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."

Big Kitten looked at the house made from doughnuts and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from doughnuts if I wanted to."

"That's nothing," said the next kitten. "I could eat two houses."

"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Itadori Yuji."