A teenager name Wade is arguing with his mother, Nicole and his Uncle Damon, convincing them he is gay and they think he is kidding, he is for real. Both him and his mom along with his younger siblings are staying with their Uncle Damon in his two-bedroom apartment until they get their own place.
Damon has a lone talk with his nephew about his so-called new found sexuality and wondering why Wade thinks he is gay. Wade tells him, "I really don't know Uncle Damon, all I know I was at McDonald's talking to this older guy about in his twenties name Darryl, I was busy eating my Big Mac value meal and he saw me sitting alone, we were looking at each other smiling and he sat down near me, talking. It's like we had some connection Uncle Damon." Damon teasingly, "Ah McDonald's (both his hands on his chest smiling), that great place for a budding hook-up." "HOO-HOO-HOO..., you're funny Uncle Damon!" Laughs Wade in his goofy tone with Damon telling him, "Mind if I ask is where did you get the money to afford to eat at McDonald's (Wade is laughing)? Ha-ha-ha my foot, I'm serious and y'all supposed to be saving money to get a place of your own, not wasting it. Remember, this is supposed to be only a temporary living arrangement, not a permanent. I'm going to bring this up with your mom and let her know. Tell me more about you and Darryl. Wade tells him, "The next time we met up was in Macy's downtown." Damon tells him, "Isn't downtown across town from your high school Nephew. So, what were you doing at Macy's, nephew; shopping for clothes, appliances for the household or just browsing around." Wade tells him, "I had to use the bathroom and Darryl was there and we talked." Damon replies, "Why am I not surprised about Darryl being inside a public men's room. He was probably checking out the talent and downtown a long way for a bathroom break nephew". Wade tells him, "I really like Darryl, Uncle Damon." His uncle responds sarcastically, "Ah, the public men's room, another great place for a budding hook-up (both his hands on his chest smiling)." Wade is laughing, "HOO-HOO-HOO...!"
Friday evening around 5pm, a worn-out Wade enters the house, along with being in sort of a trance looking like he had experienced something for the first time and Damon also notices by the way he is walking. Uncle Damon gets the hint, figuring by asking him, "Are you okay Nephew?" "I'm okay Uncle." Says Wade continuing, "Just a little worn-out, I was at Darryl house and we." "Nephew, I do not want to know what went on between you and Darryl while you were at his place. I tell you what, go and lay down." Uncle Damon says with Wade is his goofy tone replying, "Okay, but first I have to go to the bathroom. Why does it have to hurt?" Damon says, "excuse me?" Wade reiterates, "My first time, why does it have to hurt, uncle?" Damon catches on replying, "Wow, Nephew! I have never and, well, would do you say you keep your first-time experiencing to yourself!" Wade says, "oh, okay! I hope he calls. I want to see him again." Damon says, "So would I. I sure would like to meet this Darryl, who has nothing better to do than to hang around fast food places and department store public toilets. Convincing and tricking young men like my nephew into believing their gay so he can get some tail from them!"
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