I don't own the TCM franchise and Johnny this is just a fanfic
Warning:
Cringe
Really Bad Writing
Has NO plot (I just make shit up as i go)
Really Gay
Meant to be Satire
"why am i so ugly!!!!" i say looking in the mirror, looking at my luscious y/h/c hair, my glowing skin, and my hourglass figure. I was getting ready for the second week of school.
"Get down from there or you're not eating for a week you fag!" My evil stepmother said as she starts throwing empty wine bottle on the floor.
"o-o-okay..." I say, trembling in terror and then I think to myself "Heh... I guess I deserve it :)" I never met my mom, she died 2 years before I was born so my dad remarried this whore of a woman 🤬🤬. I then try to calm myself down and head downstairs. I forgot to change out of my sleepwear but I'm not like other guys so it didn't matter to me. On my way to school, I got hate crimed 2 times and robbed once but i guess i deserve it. Once I arrived i was greeted by Jessica a.k.a, the biggest bitch in school.
"Hey there faggot Twinkie Fairy cuntboy fruitbasket queer homo non-straight limp-wristed Flamer slod poof zestfest fudgepacker Nancy Pansy Pillowbiter Sodomite" She says, trying to pull down her shirt to show her cleavage to the football boys next to her.
"Ugh what do you want Jessica? You know i'm gay so don't try sleeping with me just like how you did with the whole football team" I snap at her.
"What did you just say y/n!?!?" she yells
"Oh! S-S-Sorry! I didn't mean to say that! M-My evil side took over 🥺" I apologize frantically to her.
"Hey don't be mean to y/n!" said the girl next to me.
I take a closer look and realize that she's the furry at my school who wears cat ears and barks at people. She goes by the name Arson and has 345 siblings that go to this school so they make the majority of the schools population, I just know her mom's pussy is loose.
"Don't think of saying anything mean again to y/n or you're gonna have to deal with me! And just a reminder, THIS KITTYS GOT CLAWS!" She says growling at Jessica.
Oh and I forgot to mention Arson likes watching Wednesday and using Baddie comebacks.
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We end up leaving because the whole school laughed at us, even Arson's siblings... I wonder why. Walking to class, I bump into this hot country guy with black slick back hair, a sleeveless black shirt, jeans, and many scars on his body.
"H-Hey watch where you're going" I yell at him.
"Fuck off fag" The hot man said.
"Ugh he's homophobic but that's so hot it turns me on so much 😫😫😫" I think to myself but I actually say it out loud.
"What the fuck?" Johnny replies, his face has turned into a sort of sour expression.
"U-U-Um i didn't say anything!!!!" I say, running away with tears in my eyes.
In class, we found out that since the school is very understaffed, we will have only one teacher for every class period. We also found out that our old teacher, Mr. Wilson, was fired for sleeping with Jessica because she wanted to change her chemistry grade into an A so now we have a new teacher (This had happened over the weekend apparently). The teacher walks in and I already know she's a slut by the way she is dressed. She's wearing very tight yoga pants to the point we can see her CAMEL TOE and wearing a crop top like a basic white tiktok girl and NO BRA so we can see those pepperoni nipples 🤢. Obviously once the football guys lay their eyes on her their jaw drops on the floor. I however don't pay any attention to her.
"Alrighty class, my name used to be Mrs. Wilson but you may now call me Ms. Wilson because my husband died in jail over the weekend. This means I'm single and available 😘" She said seductively. "i'm so ready to be your new teacher, now first order of business, I arranged new seating charts, the girls, y/n, and Johnny will sit in the back🤢. While the guys will sit in the front of the class 😍"
"Ms. Wilson" One of the girls spoke up. "I have really bad eye sight so can i sit in the front of the-"
"Nah" Ms. Wilson replied.
I notice that the guys i bumped into was heading over to the back to take a seat, his name must be Johnny since he and I are the only guys sitting in the back of the class.
"Why do you keep staring at him? Omg! Do you like him?!?!" Arson whispers in my ear.
"Ummm... I guess, he's kinda hot 😫😼" I answer back.
"y/n you can't date him! He's the play boy bad boy bully of the school!"
"B-B-But i like him! I can change him!"
"he's gonna break your heart! Just take my advice okay?"
"O-Okay" I say, defeated. I decide to sit behind him so i can stare at the back of his head which turns me on 😫😫😫
It was time for lunch so i headed over to the cafeteria, I sit alone because I have no friends. While I was in the middle of eating my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I heard some footsteps walking behind me, I turn around and see Johnny 😍😍.
"Can I helped you 🙄?" I moan, I hope he's not here to hate crime me again.
"Can I sit here? I want to talk to you" Johnny said in his rough but hot voice 😫
"Nah i don't feel like talking to you so beat it chump 🤬"
"I don't care i'm gonna sit here anyways"
Johnny Takes the empty seat in front of me, I eat my lunch in silence while Johnny looks straight at me, this makes me very uncomfortable but whatever. After a few more minutes, i try and break the silence.
"Just say what you're gonna say so you can leave and let me eat my lunch in peace"
"Alright, i just wanna say i'm sorry"
"Okay u can leave now, don't u want to sit next to Jessica McBigBoobs or something?" (Yes that's her parent's names, Mr. and Mrs. McBigBoobs)
"Not really u seem more interesting"
"Erm what da flip ;-;"
I pass out for some reason, probably because i was so surprised when Johnny said that to me 😫😫😫 and maybe because i have low blood sugar problems and maybe i did it for a little bit of attention.
I wake up in the Nurses office. I greet the mexican nurse with some spanish!
"Konnichiwa!" I say fluently in mexican. "Oh no it's 6pm which is past my curfew!!"
I start running with my petite legs to my house hoping that my evil stepmother is not gonna give me a punishment. Once i'm home, i try creaking the door slowly and as quietly as i can but my ugly ass chihuahua starts barking at me (My Chihuahua has dementia). That's when my step mother walks in the living room and locks me in a cage down in the basement.
