Splatoon Smut

Marie x Agent 4 - (My first public work Pt.2, don't expect anything)

Here goes nothing-

(Btw the arts not mine, I got the clipping from someone called SM*Then they literally have a triangle cut in 3 like a recycle sign*IART, so SM△IART, I couldn't find the original or I'd link it.)

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          Another day watching him, observing his every movement, his graceful dodges and stunning victories. At this point I know almost everything about him, from his favorite food (Easy) to his favorite brand of toothpaste (Not so easy, maybe even slightly creepy). Out on another mission, not world-saving or anything, he already did that, and the proof's grumbling right next to me.

          "What're you busy day-dreaming about huh? You seem pretty caught up there." That lousy octopus snarls.

"Wouldn't you like to know. Not like you have anything better to do stuck in a god damn snowglobe!"

"Couldn't be thinking about a certain agent, could you?- He'll never love you know, that kid is too busy with his head in the clouds pulling off sick tricks and gaming all day to love anyone. All you'll ever be to him is a good friend he can hit up on the weekends for a game of Mariokart. Pff, get real. Though in recent months, you've been just as day dreamy as him, god it's made you useless!- so maybe you'd be a perfect fit after all, I mean come to think of it yo–"

"SHUT UP, maybe if you weren't blabbering hateful nonsense all day you'd have escaped again by now, and may I remind you it's that same daydreaming kid that kicked your worthless ass, and now here is again going out on yet another heroic mission, give it a rest already— God I can't wait for him to come back, all covered in sweat, oh I wish he'd have let me hook up a video transmitter, but he just ran off too fast... I bet he looks so hot right now, oh I'm getting all flustered just thinking about it!" Man he really is just so dreamy, I wish I could be with him currently...

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          —"Hey!- earth to lovestruck idiot, there's still a world down here by the way." And now he's gone and pulled me out of my fantasies, what a bitch.

"What do you want?"

"Nothing, just trying to keep your body operational while your heart is busy doing somersaults."

"Ugh... Fuck you. Let me day dream in peace will you?- So what if I find Agent 4 attractive, you should stay out of it."

          Our arguments go on for a while longer, I should really just leave to be honest, I know he's trying to get into my head and succeeding, but I can't help but get defensive over my love interests, even if it's not very professional and honestly probably a show of weak will if that bastard can tick me off that easily. I'm just about to go ballistic when I notice that the cooped up DJ is now seemingly trying to hold back laughter while yelling at me. I'm completely dumbfounded for a moment, until I hear another voice behind me.

          "Heyy... What are you guys chatting about... uhh, I completed my mission a little faster than I thought I would and was going to go exploring for a while...– But I thought I'd check back to base first and let you know. Um, I'm just gonna, go now and um– do that exploring, and you two can keep doing,– whatever the hell you were arguing about, umm, I-I'll just be going. now. Bye."

          The flustered agent begins walking away slowly with a very awkward expression. Shit, I was saying some pretty heavy things about him- how long has he been standing back there why did that good for nothing soon to be fresh piece of Yanagisako-

*A delicious kind of cooked octopus for those who don't know*

and also—

OH MY GODF WHAT THUE HELL A,M IKA GOIING TO DO FUCKMKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!