Mirai: I like writing on walls! Fuck you society! -Mirai
Shikumo: Mirai, this is actually a door, not a wall. Regards, society.
Junie: Follow your dreams!
Ari: I literally only have nightmares.
Raketsu: Question everything
Reo: Why?
M*chael: Yo, Mirai, on a scale of 1-America, how free are you tonight?
Jacob: That's a great line!
Mirai: Germany 1942.
Raketsu: Do you idealize the past, or see it as broken? Why?
Reo: Dude, I'm just tryna take a shit.
Mirai: The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!
Keiko: Then close your legs.
Shikumo: The future is in your hands!
Jacob: My dick is the future?
Mei: If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that nobody deserves to live in the closet!
Tsumiko: That's such a sweet thought!
Emily: Except R. Kelly!
HOLY WATER HOLY SHIT
Tomoka: Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Ari: Conversations with Strangers that I have never met, and will never meet in the future.
Jacob: My dick is the future?
M*chael: Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits!
Reo: That's mean to you all the time and fucks other dudes
Jacob: STOP WHITE HIPSTERS!
Reo: lol, please explain how
Mirai: Jacob loves my shaft!
Emily: DVD with bonus features!
Also Emily: When I'm alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that I'm a meatball. Don't judge me!
Nanashi: Dude, we're totally judging.
Raketsu: The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks
Amy: The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad
Mirai: I fucked your mom!
Tsumiko: Shut up, Mirai, you're drunk!
Tomoka: Open books, not legs!
Shikumo: Blow minds, not boys.
Mirai: Why can't I do both?
M*chael: "Big tits can't make up for a small ass, but a big ass can make up for small tits"
Amy: -Abraham Lincoln
HOLY WATER HOLY SHIT
Tomoka: Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Ari: Conversations with Strangers that I have never met, and will never meet in the future.
Jacob: My dick is the future?
Tsumiko: For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful
Keiko: For a good time call, your dad, he misses you
Ari: For a good time call 867-5309
Mirai: For a good time call me Ishmael
