Conversations with Strangers (kinda)

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Mirai: I like writing on walls! Fuck you society! -Mirai

Shikumo: Mirai, this is actually a door, not a wall. Regards, society.

Junie: Follow your dreams!

Ari: I literally only have nightmares.

Raketsu: Question everything

Reo: Why?

M*chael: Yo, Mirai, on a scale of 1-America, how free are you tonight?

Jacob: That's a great line!

Mirai: Germany 1942.

Raketsu: Do you idealize the past, or see it as broken? Why?

Reo: Dude, I'm just tryna take a shit.

Mirai: The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!

Keiko: Then close your legs.

Shikumo: The future is in your hands!

Jacob: My dick is the future?

Mei: If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that nobody deserves to live in the closet!

Tsumiko: That's such a sweet thought!

Emily: Except R. Kelly!

HOLY WATER HOLY SHIT

Tomoka: Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?

Ari: Conversations with Strangers that I have never met, and will never meet in the future.

Jacob: My dick is the future?

M*chael: Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits!

Reo: That's mean to you all the time and fucks other dudes

Jacob: STOP WHITE HIPSTERS!

Reo: lol, please explain how

Mirai: Jacob loves my shaft!

Emily: DVD with bonus features!

Also Emily: When I'm alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that I'm a meatball. Don't judge me!

Nanashi: Dude, we're totally judging.

Raketsu: The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks

Amy: The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad

Mirai: I fucked your mom!

Tsumiko: Shut up, Mirai, you're drunk!

Tomoka: Open books, not legs!

Shikumo: Blow minds, not boys.

Mirai: Why can't I do both?

M*chael: "Big tits can't make up for a small ass, but a big ass can make up for small tits"

Amy: -Abraham Lincoln

HOLY WATER HOLY SHIT

Tomoka: Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?

Ari: Conversations with Strangers that I have never met, and will never meet in the future.

Jacob: My dick is the future?

Tsumiko: For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful

Keiko: For a good time call, your dad, he misses you

Ari: For a good time call 867-5309

Mirai: For a good time call me Ishmael


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