[The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.]
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
[The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.]
[Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"]
[The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.
[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]
Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.]
Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]
Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?
[Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.]
Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,
[The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a ]
Wally: where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.]
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
[Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.]
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!
[The camera pans over to Loona, who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.]
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Rocker: It's not!?
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
[Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.]
YOU ARE READING
Helluva Boss: The Fifth Member. (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionRocker is a member of I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) and has a bit of history in the past. I do not own the series this is all belong to Vivziepop all except my OC. This is inspired by Ghostriley33 so the credit all goes to him.
