°•Obsessed With You•° [Napoleon And Alexander]

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Napoleon: Could you at least just TRY to see it from my perspective, Alexander?
Alexander: *crouches*
Napoleon: I will kill you in your sleep.

Napoleon: I think I'm falling for you.
Alexander: Then get up.

Napoleon: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Alexander: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Napoleon: Stop.

Napoleon: Merry Christmas. Here, I got this for you.
Alexander: Oh, thanks, uh.
Alexander: Napoleon, this is a framed picture of you.
Napoleon: That's right, only the best for you babe.

Napoleon: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Alexander: AS ENEMIES?!
Napoleon: ...

Alexander: I feel like doing something stupid.
Napoleon: I'm stupid, do me.

Alexander: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Napoleon: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Alexander: But you're always acting stupid?
Napoleon: ...
Napoleon: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Napoleon: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Alexander: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Alexander: Don't you think this is crazy?
Napoleon: What is?
Alexander: My heart is beating so fast right now.
Napoelon: *Blushes* Why?
Alexqnder: There's a huge spider on your shoes.
Napoleon: *Jumps in the air.*

Alexander: How much did you spend on this date?
Napoleon: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Napoleon: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness-
Alexander: Hi.
Napoleon: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Napoleon: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Alexander: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Napoleon: Holy moly-