"Alas!" King Patrick raised his sword and shouted above the silence.
"An ass?" King Pete whispered to him questioningly.
King Patrick fought off a smile and continued, "Today marks the first Stumpgrinding Saturday! You cannot steal Queen Raylee away on a holy day!"
Lord Sixx stamped his foot and let out a growl. Sir Frank and Lord Gerard stood side by side with Duchess Youngbloods5century and Squire Purdy and Coma.
Queen JennaAmore ran to her King and smooched him, rewarding him for his quick thinking.
King Andy and King Pete helped King Joe up on his feet. He wiped his wrist across his mouth. Queen Raylee gave his hand a comforting squeeze. Queen LeViNeFrEaK wrapped her arms around King Pete.
Lord Sixx stood his ground and thought aloud, "What day can I retrieve your Queen?"
King Andy stepped up and bravely shined bright in the spotlight, "You can't. We have many holidays; Wentzday, #Falloutthursday, FandomFriday, StumpgrindingSaturday..."
"ENOUGH!" boomed...
Youngbloods5century LogieBear! Go little baby foo foo!
YOU ARE READING
The Mismatch Story
FanfictionThis book will be a mashup of a chapter of 3 - 5 paragraphs from each of the Pretzels wherein they'll tag the next Pretzel to write another part. Neither of us know what the others are writing so it should be really funny to read as it goes along.
