You know you love the Avengers when you say...

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Alright this is an idea I had, and it will probably be a one off thing.

I had this idea because it is really cold at the moment (like -10 cold, when the average temperature for March is 4-8ish usually) and I was downstairs and I was complaining about the cold and I said "Ugh it's like Jotunheim down here!" and my sister looked at me like I was crazy. It got me thinking that there must be loads of expressions that fans of the Avengers use and I wanted to make a list of them, and here it is,

You know you love the Avenger when you say...

1) It's like Jotunheim here! (instead of 'it's cold')

2) You're acting like a Bilgesnipe! (instead of 'you're acting like an idiot/fool)

3) Assemble! (instead of 'come over here')

4) Oh my Odin! (instead of 'oh my god')

5) Don't Hulk out! (instead of 'don't be mad/angry')

Sorry there's only five but I couldn't think of any more good ones, but let me know if you have any!

Please keep voting for contest Ideas to let me know which one you guys want best, I'll probably post the contest by the end of the week so keep an eye out.

Leave a comment letting me know what you thought and any suggestions you have for more Avengery stuff that you want to see!

Love ya,

Assemble!

BUT WAIT!

I feel the need to tell you guys about a really awkward/funny thing that happened to me last week and is sort of Avengers related.

So my history teacher was trying to explain guerrilla warfare to my class, using actual gorillas sneaking up on you to help us remember (I don't even) and someone started talking about monkeys and all of a sudden my history teacher tells us about this time he was in Budapest at some wildlife park with monkeys. Me, being the awkwardness that I am, I couldn't stop giggling in the back of the class as I had this weird mental image of my history teacher holding a gun, back to back with a monkey holding a bow and arrow, Clintasha style.

You may judge me now :(

Assemble! (again)

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