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Steve's POV
Just my fucking luck.
"Fucking hell!" I cursed, dropping the hilt of my now broken diamond sword. I guess I've been training too vigorously recently. With a sigh, I went inside from the back yard to grab a couple of diamonds to create a new one.
"What the fuck?" I scratched my head from literally searching through all the chests in my home and not one of them held any diamonds nor enough materials to create even a wooden one. With an exasperated yell and a defeated sigh, I grabbed a semi-damaged iron axe alongside some torches and a bucket of water before I made my way to the front door.
"Please be a quick trip" I whispered to myself in a desperate plea. With that I opened my door and closed it before I made my way to the start of a cave that yielded numerous successes prior to this excursion. With a quickened pace I sped up as I came across mobs left and right. Although they hadn't even turned to look at me, nor even engage. Some even turned tail and ran in the opposite direction, which is another reason why I didn't want this to be a long trip...
I yelled out when a creeper fell from above as I cautiously made my decent further down into the cave, and like clockwork, it ran off as if I had a cat tethered to me. With new vigor, I made my way to the bottom, grateful to find myself at the edge of a lava pool. And breathing a sigh as I spotted the familiar blue shine of a vain of diamonds around the bend. Quickly, I made my way across. I was happy my search was nearly over yet.
"Thank you, Notch," I said to myself quietly. Yet as I made my way to the small island, I cursed at the man seemingly waiting for me. The entire reason I wanted this to be a fast trip. The reason I was basically a hermit.
Herobrine himself...
"Steve," He greeted, smiling softly at me. Playing with a diamond in his hands.
"Herobrine," I frowned at him, crossing my arms. I was always on guard around him, while he never hurt me, his actions were rather...suggestive.
"So much hostility Steve...And here I was wanting to play." He sounded hurt but ended up laughing gently, I kept my ground and narrowed my eyes at him.
"Pardon?" I questioned. The god before me smiled wide and started walking towards me. Of course, I walked away from him, but with a flick of his hand, my back was against a stone wall. I gave a sigh and rolled my eyes. How couldn't I see that coming? He's literally a God.
"A game, you've heard of what a game is, right?" I scowled as he trapped me against the wall. His hands ghosted my waist as he got too close.
"If you win, I'll give you as many diamonds as you want." Of course, he bargains with exactly what I'm looking for.
"And...if you win?" I asked. Herobrine grinned and laid a kiss on my forehead, making me frown at him yet again.
"I get you." His words made me freeze.
"Me? What could you w-want with me?" I asked, stuttering as he nicked my ear and laid light kisses down my neck.
"Isn't it obvious Steve?" He whispered, tilting my head to the side and softly biting my neck, I gave a sharp intake of air and pushed him back. My cheeks burned as I tried to settle myself from his watchful gaze.
"It is now Herobrine... What's the game?" I demanded, crossing my arms. Herobrine chuckled this time, leaning against the wall next to me.
"The game favors myself more..." With that, I scowled and poorly attempted to back away from him.
