So uh...this is turning out to be more smut filled than I planned and I'm not hearing any complaints.
Steve's POV
I hate him.
That was only half true. I don't want to get rid of him either, but he's an asshole.
"Mm..." I rolled my eyes as he hugged me closer in his sleeping state and nuzzled me. Herobrine was a cuddler, not that this wasn't the cutest thing he could've done but I just wanted to move.
I actually didn't plan to have sex with him last night. It just kinda happened, yet again I tried to get out of his hold only for him to end up laying on my stomach. A smile on his face.
"If you don't wake your lazy godlike ass up, I swear...I'll cancel the date myself" Almost as a jack in the box he sprung up and turned his head towards me. His sleepy, yet blissful smile made me glare at him even more.
"Good morning lovely" I faked a gag as I got out of bed and went into my bathroom. Although on the inside I melted at his voice.
Today was going to be a long day...
"Steve! I made you breakfast!" Herobrine called out as I was pulling on my regular blue shirt. In a pout I exited my room and walked cautiously down the stairs and towards the kitchen.
"You cook?" I asked him as I watched him set a plate down on my kitchen table.
"Yep, Steak and eggs for you or...do you a bit more meat in your diet?" I tore my eyes away from the delicacy awaiting me only to frown at him.
"Why aren't you wearing a shirt?" I asked. Herobrine only laughed but gave me a shrug.
"Why are you wearing one?" He challenged me.
"...." I ended up rolling my eyes at him and sitting down at the table.
"You're not eating?" I asked, refusing to look at him as I picked up the fork and knife.
"I will" He muttered, I ignored him and continued eating, softly groaning as I ate. Why the hell does he know how to cook so good?
"You like?" I heard him chuckle, I gave him a head nod as I swallowed.
"It's delicious, what are you eating?" I asked, turning to look at him. But he only gave me a dark smirk.
"I'm not hungry for food" That made me drop my utensils and blush heavily.
"E-Excuse me?" There was no place for me to run. Plus half of me wanted to brush him off and keep eating.
"I'm worse than a bunny Steve...And I don't like waiting" Herobrine seemed to hiss seductively at me while I gaped at him.
"Such a messy eater" He whispered coming over towards me. I froze as he licked the corner of my lips, what the hell am I gonna do with him.
"...I-I..." I couldn't help but stutter! Here he was literally trying to convince me! While I was eating!
"Have you finished? I know this lovely game we could play" He whispered, tracing my neck, my skin blushed as his finger trailed downwards.
"No! I uh...haven't" I whispered, trying to turn back towards my plate but he only took it away.
"I'll save this for later," I couldn't help but gape at his back as I watched him cover my half eaten food and place it in the refrigerator. "Come" He ushered but I was still frozen on the chair.
"Have it your way" I squeaked in surprise as he picked me up and sat me on the table.
"W-Wait! I-I never agreed to this!" Herobrine frowned softly and backed away from me.
