Murder Drones (N x MD/DD! reader)

Chapter 1 - Pilot (Part 3)

Y/N POV

After walking a good two laps around the area trying to make it look like I was being useful, I decided to head back. While going back to the landing pod, I got bored and decided to sing.

Y/N: "I'm on my wayyy. I'm on my wayyy. I may be real tall but I'm alone. Yet I won't stop no I won't......" (the amazing world of gumball reference)

I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with alone at the time. After a good 3 to 4 minutes, I finally reached outside of the landing pod and saw J, N, and V. I decided to walk up to them and see what was going on.

J: "Moron bot, Hello?" J then proceeds to snap her fingers in front of N's eyescreen as an attempt to wake him up out of his "trance".

N: "ooooh. OOOH. I-I left an-an extremely dangerous weap- excuse outside...!"

I watched as N flew off into the sky while V was holding up a flag that read " Literally So Insanely Suspicious".

Y/N: "I'm pretty sure this is the part where we follow him."

V: "You don't gotta tell me twice!" V said before laughing maniacally before flying off into the sky after N.

J: "V!!!!" and with that J took off after V

Y/N: 'How do I always manage to get left behind?'

{Timeskip to after V, J, and Y/N reach the door N is currently killing worker drones in}

As I landed above somewhere but close enough to see N inside a door with Uzi and I think her father along with some dead worker drone corpses. But before I know it, N had stabbed Uzi with his blade hand in her shoulder.

N: "Sorry, I really enjoyed our time together but I can't have you shooting Y/N with that thing."

Y/N:'Me? What do I have to do with this? What does he mean, he can't have Uzi shooting me?'

I wondered as I looked down at Uzi's railgun as it slid over to in front of her dad.

Uzi: "Dad.. point and shoot... Trust me!" Uzi said like she was on the verge of death, well she kinda was.

Then suddenly a wave of empathy came rushing over me when her dad just stood there instead of helping his own freaking child.

Y/N: "Son of a bitch..." I said under my breath as I looked at a heartbroken Uzi from on top of wherever I was.

Uzi: "dad?" Uzi said heartbroken to see her father leave her for dead as he closed the door and sirens started wailing through out the place.

Just then J and V decided to get down from where they were and so did I.

J: "Whoa, N! Am I dreaming, or did you do something not useless, for once?"

V: "These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door. Lowest body count eats a missile!" and with that V flies off

Y/N: "I call bullshit on that one." I say rolling my eyes

J: "Language Missy." J said provoking me

Y/N: "I rather go a week without oil." I spat back at her with an attitude

Just then J rolled her eyes and walked up to N and patted him on the back.

J: "Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this. With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter, for sure. You know what that means... Branded pens!" J says as she holds up a JcJenson's pen up to N's face then throws it at him for him to catch.

J was just about to fly off but then N spoke up.

N: "Uh, you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these, uh, maybe not-so-actually different from us Worker Drones, but, just out of curiosity, do we actually, uh, know what the company plans to do with us afterwards...?"

Why N, just why? out of all questions that are probably in our system's memories you had to ask that one?

J: " Excuse me?"

yeah your dead N, I don't think I can get you outta this one.

N: "Okay, so, a worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to, uh, escape the planet and stuff, which, whoa, hey, that's against the rules! But, it is kind of making me question why our pods were only one way in the first place. Cause, you know, I get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots, and like we might be robots."

I motioned my hands under my chin and shook them back and forth to give N the hint to shut up while he had the chance. N glanced at me and then realized what he just said and his eye screen had this little realization face.

N: "I've made a terrible mistake, It's cool how immediately I could tell."

J: "No way buddy. Questioning the company? You finally gave me the excuse I needed."

And with that J injected some type of virus into N.

J: "worker drones are corrupted. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted too."

No she doesn't. She's probably laughing her ass off inside right now.

N: "T-thanks J, always looking out for me... your awesome."

After N said that J flew off somewhere into the sky as I ran to N and rested his head in lap.

Y/N: "N I love you but for the sake of God, Please don't ever call J awesome again." I said to myself so N couldn't hear. I looked down at N as he looked up at me.

N: "Is it your turn to call me a moron an-n-nd say i-i-i'm uselesssssss?" N said with his words glitching and voice being disorted.

Y/N: "I would but.." I sigh "Its not your fault, J's just a bitch."

N: "l-l-l-languag-g-g-eeee pleas-ee."

It's true though. A few seconds later, Uzi woke up and started to push out a box so she could climb up into the vents. But I wasn't done with her, not until she did me one favor.

Y/N: "Uziii~"

Uzi: "No"

I pouted and intertwined my fingers together and my eye screen read \pretty please?????/

Just then I heard Uzi groan then pick up a wrench

Uzi: "uuuggghhhh.... fine but you owe me big time."

I smiled then looked down at N