Chapter 3: A Gay Wedding

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Here we see you and the hero girls getting ready for the gay wedding.

Jessica: "So when both of their husbands left, they planned on marrying each other?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Zee: "Rich people are weird."

(Y/N): "You live in a casino and you have magic from both sides of your family and your rich too."

Zee: "Point taken."

(Y/N): "Well I sent invites to some people I know."

Meanwhile at the Smith Family home, we see that the Smith Family is invited to a gay wedding.

Summer: "I can't believe we're going to a gay mom wedding."

Rick: "I am not going to the wedding."

Morty: "Oh come on, it's not gonna be like last time. Both of them are from Earth and they have zero connection to the galactic federation."

Rick: "Still not going."

Beth: "Unity is gonna be there."

Rick: "Still not going."

Jerry: "Your friends are gonna be there."

Rick: "Nothing's gonna convince me to go there."

S. Beth: "They're gonna have liquor."

Rick: "I'm in."

Meanwhile at the Falcone Family home, we see that the Falcones are invited to the gay wedding as well.

Theresa: "So these girls are getting hitched because their husbands are horrible as hell?"

Gina: "If I was married to some jackass of a husband and divorce him, I would marry a broad myself."

Cookie: "A woman marrying another woman, what's up with that?"

Jimmy: "Glad Cheech didn't live long enough to be here to see this."

Petey: "Mom, gay marriage is legal now, it shows that love can have different forms."

Cookie: "What like stripper moves?"

Jimmy: "Eh fugget about it."

Later, at the wedding, we see you and the girls there and you brought Gwendolyn and Exe along as well. You then see the Falcone and Smith family come in through the front door.

Morty: *sees the Falcones*"Hey Rick, are they the Falcones?"

Rick: *sees the Falcones*"Holy shit, you're right Morty."

Jimmy: *sees the Smith Family*"Who the hell are they?"

Summer: *Looks at Theresa* "Nice top."

Theresa: "Thanks, I got it at sale. And nice pants really bring out your rear."

Cookie: *to Beth and Space Beth*"So who's the mother?"

Beth: "Well I'm the mother while one of us is the clone that my father made so that I can be in two places at once."

Rick: *to Jimmy*"So what's your deal?"

Jimmy: "I've looked at your son in law and I'm thinking what you're thinking, God saying to your daughter: What the fuck you doin?"

Rick: "Yeah and get this, he got my daughter pregnant in high school."

Jimmy: "Oh my god!" *Referring to Jerry* "Apologies for the bastard of your burden."

Rick: "How did you get with your wife?"

Jimmy: "I met her when a guy who owned a strip club owed the mafia some money and she was one of the strippers there."*sees a large group of people walking in unison*"Who are those broads?"

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