Chapter 8: Cloning Madness

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We then see you come out of your lab and then a light appears and you see yourself.

???(Y/N): "Killed by your brother?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much, and both Death and Lady Death would be pissed to find out I have a cloned body."

???(Y/N): "Yeah and I got other clones of myself so you're okay."

(Y/N): "Thanks man."

???(Y/N): "No problem, oh by the way are you done with fascist dystopias?"

Your variant then turns on the lights and you see numerous flags of fascist governments and countries including a portrait of Adolf Hitler shaking your hand for sterilizing China and you look at Fascist (Y/N).

(Y/N): "Yyyyyes?"

F. (Y/N): "That yes sounded liberal with the letter Y."*pulls out a pistol*

We then see Fascist Paulina walk in with a glass of wine which was actually grape juice.

F. Paulina: "Well isn't this a treat, two (Y/N)s in the same room."

(Y/N): "Paulina I caught this socialist in my lab."

F. (Y/N): "Obviously the imposter is the (Y/N) from the clone vat."

F. Paulina: "It is obvious, but not to the police."

Fascist Paulina then shot Fascist (Y/N) in the head and killed him as you look at Fascist Paulina with a confused look.

(Y/N): "Okay uh, why did you-"

F. Paulina: "Fascist (Y/N) is too political and obviously inferior, I want a (Y/N) with superior genes and a superior mind." *Eyes your crotch* "And I want our children to have our superior genes."

(Y/N): "Okay but I-"

F. Paulina: *points her gun at you*"BITCH YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME AND WE WILL HAVE BABIES!!! And we destroyed all of the world's supply of birth control pills so that women will always have men with superior genes!"

(Y/N): "I was gonna say can we have a 3 way with Mr. Meeseeks?"

F. Paulina: "Sounds hot, alright."

You then grab a Meeseeks box and then you press the button on it and then Mr. Meeseeks appeared next to Fascist Paulina.

Mr. Meeseeks: "Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks!"

(Y/N): *points to Fascist Paulina*"KILL THAT NAZI BITCH!!!"

Mr. Meeseeks: *tackles Fascist Paulina and chokes her*"Can do!"

We then see the two fight each other and then Fascist Paulina shot you in the head and the bullet killed you. We then see you wake up in another clone body only this time it was in a magical world and you fall out of the vat.

(Y/N): "Okay where am I?"

You then look around as you see a light turned on and you see yourself as a warlock from the Boiling Isles.

W. (Y/N): "What the hell man, you used up a clone!"

(Y/N): "Oh sorry, I'm a (Y/N) from another reality, I was killed by my brother who turned into a monster with a giant arm.

W. (Y/N): "Oh shit just like that monster guy from the movie the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, and then got sent to a fascist universe and then got shot by Fascist Pahlina.

???(Witch Paulina): "Babe is everything alright?"

Witch Paulina then comes into the room and she was wearing a sexy magical girl outfit and both of you saw her.

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