Christy Pov
Ugh! Sometimes Bethany can be such a bitch. Never lets me choose anything. She won't even let me choose what to listen to in the car! "Why can't we listen to Bring Me the Horizon?!" I yelled at Bethany "Because it's my car! And I want to listen to twenty one pilots!" She growled. "Can we at least go home now?" "Sure I guess." Bethany shrugged started to head home. Our house is pretty great if I do say so myself. Yes sadly we share a house. I unlocked the door and Bethany ran past me and plopped on the couch to watch tv. "Hey what are you watching?" "SWAT CATS! Why did you want to watch something else?" "Yeah that show is dumb" I said with a scowl "Please like The Housewives of Beverly Hills is any better." She rolled her eyes.
"Meow!" "Bethany your cats are being retarded AGAIN. Plus they smell bad!" I said holding my nose. "Please bathe your cats!" "Alright alright I will." Bethany got up and got her cats. "Why can't we get rid of the cats?" I said while sitting on the couch to watch some Real Housewives. "You stink but we still keep you" "Shut the fuck up. But seriously why can't we get rid of them?" "Because their my babies." She says in a tone that is almost not heard "Plus they're the only things that keep me sane." "What I didn't hear you?" "Nothing now go bathe yourself!" Well that wasn't called for. I wonder where that came from.
"Hey Beth what are we going to eat for dinner?" "I don't know whatever I guess?" I started to think real hard but then was brought back to reality by Bethany. "Chris you okay you been just sitting there for about 4 minutes?" "Y-Yeah I'm fine. What about pizza?" "That sounds like an excellent idea. I shall call the pizza guy." There she goes again using her dumb accents.
About an hour latter
"OMG THE PIZZA SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW!!" "HEY calm yourself. On the plus side we get the pizza for free!" Bethany nodded in agreement. "I guess your right." "Hahaha how did those words taste coming out of your mouth?!" I started rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter. "Ah shut up! I regret saying anything!" DING DONG! "THE PIZZA IS HERE!" She screeched while running past me. "Shut up you crazy lunatic! Your not a bird." "And your not a cow but you still look like one." She smirked. I started glaring daggers in her direction. "YOU!", Bethany said pointing at the pizza man "Were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago!", Oh great she's going on one of her rants again. I feel bad for the people that have to deal with her. "Next time you are late I will slit your throat chop you up into little pieces make you into gravy and pour you on my cats food!!" Okay that's a little to far I guess I should stop her now. "Bethany stop scaring the poor kid. Here's your tip hon.", Bethany leaves the with the pizza. "Sorry about that." I close the door and get a slice. "Don't you think that was a little over the top?" "NO!" Bethany looks like she is about to climb across the table and kill me so I change the subject. "It's weird that we haven't had any assignments la-" "No you do not need to ji-" RING RING RING RING "DAMN IT CHRISTY!!", she says pointing an accusing finger at me. "Look what you did!" "Hello" *telephone gibberish* "Alright sir we'll be there in 40 minutes.", Bethany sighs "Well I guess we should suit up."
