𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙋𝘼𝙏𝙄𝘼 ❥ 𝙆.𝙎𝘼𝙄𝙆𝙄

03 - 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘌𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘚𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘍𝘐𝘝𝘌

CHAPTER THREE
02. 3005

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·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ ". . . what the hell am i doing?" was the only phrase that crossed saiki's mind as he deadpanned at absolutely nothing, mindlessly walking beside yadani— who which happily chewed on the fluffy blue cotton candy she had just bought from a random stand.

literally, he could not fathom one good reason on as to why he was here. curtly taking a look at the starry dark sky, which illuminated colorful lights from the ferris wheel that spun slowly.

in disbelief, he took a look at yadani, who was damn near skipping in happiness. some fucking how, she was able to make kusuo come along with her to the carnival she had been waiting to attend, just like the said she would.

after all, she had the plan, she really just needed the platform.

the tall woman had made him get on almost every ride, basically having no choice but to oblige. why? welp. no particular reason, he thought. don't get it twisted though. saiki was not very fond of yadani.

only sometimes, when she shuts her fucking trap. well, he could still hear her absurd thoughts, but that's besides the point.

the point is, is that saiki does not like shizen. so what little voice in his brain possessed him to get up and go out with this girl? he didn't have a clue. usually, using his brain was never a problem. figuring out solutions for a problem was never a big deal.

solving random mysteries was never a problem. but he really did not know why the hell he was here. what the hell was he actually doing here? it was definitely not his scene. you'd never see saiki kusuo getting on a damn roller coaster. with another person, at that.

it was almost scary.

"did you put a fucking spell on me . . or something?" he mentally grimaced, hands stuffed in his pockets as his lips twitched uncharacteristically, usually emotionless face slightly twisting into a frown.

yadani cackled, cheeks puffed and filled with the light blue substance, talking aloud instead of replying telepathically. "what? nooo, silly. well . . ." she pondered for a second, a grin stretching across her face, "but i could, if you want me to—"

"don't play with me."

"yes sir." she continued eating her cotton candy, immediately turning her head straight forward and looking at absolutely nothing, until something caught her eyes.

a huge ass hello kitty plushie.

her hair, which was now blonde and straight going down her back, moved with her head, almost catching whiplash. saiki sighed. he already knew what caught her attention, of course.

"nothing is stopping me from getting that. matter of fact, saiki, can you win it for me?" the darkskinned woman got straight the the point. not point in beating around the bush since he already knew what she wanted.

"why not win it yourself? you're more than capable of doing this." ugh, of course his plain ass had to say something like that.