Ali and me ig. ;3

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by gyutaros_cumrag

by gyutaros_cumrag

Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW I LOOOVE MY FANFICS <3 (and also friendfics but.. Yeah.) completely fluff except mentions of shit that might not be fluff ifyk ig. (I want carrots)

My pov because I'm gay:

"KYS! YOURE GAY! FUCKING GAY!!!!!" I text the friend who gets triggered over.. Every. Fucking. Word! Then I get a text labeled as "waifu #6" (yes, I have all my contacts besides adults named waifu)
"Wanna hang out? Yk, IF YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR FAT FUCKING CAT!"
I immediately feel bad, I hang out with my cat a lot huh? I quickly ignore the text and decide to get a drink because my throat was dry ASF and BURNING.

I quickly forget about the text because my fucking stupid FUCKING MIND!!!!! killing myself man. I crack my neck and lay back down unti- "Girl, are you asleep girl? You fucking WHORE!!! WAKE UPPPP!!!! 🦅🦅" she texts me vaguely, I love the cussing man!

I quickly respond saying "lmao sorry man, sure" I say, even though my entire body is hurting (the fuck, like no because my body and organs and everything have been hurting since the third. Man, this motherfuckin body, amirite??!! XD)

Her mother picks me up as my stupid fucking bitch ass fucking scarred up insecure, fucking happy, motherfucking stupid ass gets in :3 "hi :3" I say and she responds with a hug, I smile and hug back, the fuck even are hugs man, they're so odd! Like, who invented em? Who- okay I'mma shut up.

Once we arrive at her house her mother tries to talk to me, my shy, timid, stupid, ugly, (okay enough venting 💀) ass freezes up and declines whatever she said, honestly, I'll probably forget whatever she said later with time.

I rub my eyes in sleepiness, even though my insomnia didn't let me sleep! Fuck you insomnia!!!!!!!!

"So what do you want to do :3" I say, trying to smile (my entire body hurts and idk why) she responds with "whatever you want" my indecisive ass couldn't respond and I just stayed silent just shaking my head. Idk. IDK MOTHERFUCKER- IDFKKKKK-!!!!!!!!!! My thoughts intrude on me, stfu thoughts!

I quickly try not to be fucking annoying as I always am (flexes) she then suggests we talk, and we did, my clingy ass hugged her and nuzzled her as a cat would (pure instinct 💀) she hugs back and I explain I miss my cat then she tells me "stfu, you can live without your cat for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES❗" "awwwz :((() I say,

Then idk what else we did probably talk about homestuck? Idk.

(THIS TWAS ORIGINALLY GONNA BE SMUT BUT UHM... BECAUSE IDK, MAYBE I'M NOT A HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKING AM NOT LIKE THAT SINCE WE ARE IRL FRIENDS ONLY FRIENDS WITH LIKE BENEFITS OR ONLINE FRIENDS GET SMUT 😭😭 (like Carly, ily Carly <3 save your yummy privates for me ;3)