Chapter 3: Painting your lipsHe woke up. Saw his beautiful lover beside him, sleeping all so peacefully and stood up to go brush his teeth inside the bathroom. "think about it, ok osamu?" He thought back to what his lover told him. Should he? I mean, it's way more far away to the Ada's building than his apartment, but then again, he eats more at his lover's place than at his own place anyway. His thoughts seem to be very loud because it woke someone up. "Dazai? What are you thinking about so early in the morning?" The lover that he keeps thinking about spoke while rubbing his eyes. "Ah, sorry that my thoughts woke you up, love." The man says is his usual mocking tone. "Haha, very funny. Besides, your thoughts didn't wake me up, the alarm did. I just saw you thinking" the redhead said and that's when The brunette got confused.
"Excuse me?" Dazai said and chuuya raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean 'excuse me'? Were you so lost in thought that you didn't even hear my alarm?" The shorter one asked and the taller chuckled. "That probably, but i was more wondering, what do you mean 'you saw me thinking'?" He asked. "Isn't it obvious, Dazai? For someone who's said to be a genius, you're dumber than expected." The mafia executive provoked. "Says the slug. Shut it. Just tell me" dazai said while changing his clothes, not even minding that his lover is staring. "Well.. whenever you're thinking, a bit too hard, you have that one expression. The expression like you're about to bash someone's head against the wall. It fucking scares me" Chuuya says with a smile while watching his lover change his clothes.
"It does?" The brunette says with a smirk. "Yes, it does, problem with it?" The redhead asked in a stern tone. "Nope sir! I'll be on my way now, if you don't mind!" The brunette said in a hurried tone and left. "Wait!-" before chuuya can finish, the troublesome brunette was already out of the house. The mafia executive sighed and then got up to also get himself ready. He didn't have much to do today, since he did everything yesterday so he asked the boss for an early leave, to which the boss agreed.
The redhead parked his motorcycle where he always parked it and searched for his keys to unlock his front door. When he opened the door, he saw a figure standing right infront of him and quickly got annoyed. "What do you want, you bastard? And how did you even get inside!?" Chuuya asked. That's right, it was Dazai Osamu. Standing infront of chuuya, inside CHUUYA'S home, like a saint. He had his arms hidden behind his back and an innocent smile on his face as he innocently greeted his oh so dear lover. "Hello Chu-ya! How are you, my dear?~"
"Drop the act, dazai. What are you even doing here so early!? You're supposed to be at work!" Chuuya said while walking inside and closing the door. "Well... I ditched work! And-" before dazai can finish, there was a shoe thrown right at his face. "Ow! You're so mean, slug!" The brunette whined as the redhead rolled his eyes and went to the kitchen. "As i said, i found something new that we could try!" The taller one said with enthusiasm as the shorter started cooking. "What is it?" Chuuya asked, knowing very well that it's gonna be something stupid again. "Well!-" dazai wanted to continue, but the other interrupted again. "Whatever it is, it can wait. Let's eat first."
The detective frowned and started throwing a tantrum. "Why! The food can wait! I wanna try it now! Don't you want to, too chuuya? Come on!!!" The brunette whined as the redhead rolled his eyes. "Come on, dazai. We have to eat first!" The redhead said and dazai sighed. "Fine.. but after that, we'll try it out!" The brunette whined. "I can't promise anything, now sit down, the food is almost done." Chuuya said as dazai sat down on the table with the frown still on his face.
After eating, dazai thought that they'd be in the bed doing their activities, but he was so wrong. Instead, Dazai is cleaning the table while chuuya is washing the dishes. After that, dazai was sure that they'd be in the bed now, but even there, he was wrong, because instead of that, dazai is doing the laundry while chuuya is vacuuming the house. After that, dazai was 100% sure that they're gonna do it now, but even then he was so wrong. Even though they're in bed, instead of doing their activities, Chuuya's sleeping right next to dazai. The brunette sighs. He really thought they'd be doing it by now, but damn, he was wrong. He wasn't even tired so instead of sleeping, he started watching his phone, it's 4 pm right now anyway, and he cannot sleep when it's day (honestly, same dazai)