on a stupid fucking shitty stinky ass day some kid named hungadoogy spingleboingle (h for short) felt a little vllvlvlfldldlvllvlispalspr0fofkffffflllbbbbffffft in his quivering bum hole and he realized "ohhhhh i gots to take poo" so h ran to the bathroom. now in these ancient times the bathroom was only used to make poopoos and peepees. nobody has ever fartied in bathroom before. but h REALLY had to make a farty fart. but he tried to ignore it. he pushed the giant poopy stinky out but as he did it he accidentally ripped the loudest bass bosted fart ever. and it was REALLY stinkie. h sayed "oh no!!! i did fart! in bath room!!!!" he tried to run away but spooky bathroom man sayed "no. h you broke the bathroom rule." but h sayed "but sometimes when you gotta make poopys you gotta fart!" bathroom man say "why?!" and h explainded that "sometimes you push out a poo but you push out a fart too" bathroom man said "ohhhhhh ok. then from this day forward you can fartie and make stinkys in bathroom. goodbye" and spooky bathroom man left. you can thank h for being the reason you are allowed to make farty fart farts on the potty. the end
