[I'm not kidding that's me and I'm single please give me a chance I'm bisexual]
Dahvies pov
ok so something is up with jaylee and I want to know what it is.
"Jaylee why have you been acting so strange?"I ask.
"Well dad if you must know I am pregnant"she says
Jayy was behind her and when she said that he fainted.
"So it's his?"I ask.
"Yes and I was trying to tell him when you walked in"she says.
I turn around and go to my room and get my pipe.
I smoke then go to jaylees room. I see that she is trying to pick jayy up so I go to the bathroom and get a bucket and put ice cold water in it then run to the room and dump it on his unconscious body.
He jolts awake.
"Is it really mine?"she nods her head
"Yes my mom will be soooooo proud of me and my crazy strong sperm I only hit it once and she's making baby's like a whore making boners"he screams.
I get in his face really fast
"You will NOT disrespect my daughter like that"I scream.
"Okay man okay"he says.
*One hour later*
"So jaylee you said you were a cheerleader so can you show us any of your moves"one of the guys asks.
"Oh she's got some moves I mean I did fuck a baby into that stomach"jayy says.
Jaylee holds up a finger and runs upstairs when she comes back downstairs she is in a tight cheerleading outfit.she runs outside and stands in front of us.
She does a cartwheel and says
"Give me a p"
"P"
"Give me an e"
"E"
"Give me an r"
"R"
"Give me an v"
"V"
"That spells perv cuz your all pervs" she says and slaps her ass
Jayy runs up behind her and slaps her butt again .
"This is my butt honey and I will decide what happens to it"he whispers in her ear.
Well that's awkward.......
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dahvie is my what?!?!?!
Fanfictionin this story a girl finds out that dahvie vanity is her biological father who donated to a sperm bank (yes they actually have banks for sperm and people really pay for it!) she tries to tell him but he denies the facts she gets him to trust her in...
