z nation one shots/smutshots

☀️facepaint(no ship)☀️

This is with addy,doc and 10k!
No ships or warnings,enjoy!
Bolded text-addy
Italic(idk what it's called )-doc
Underlined-10k
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Addy pov
I was rummaging through the drawers in the kitchen when I found some face paint!I was looking for something to do for me,doc and 10k,the kit had some brushes in it so I unwrapped it, grabbed in and went into the living room were 10k and doc were sitting.
"What's that?"
"Face paint" I said confidently.
I squeezed some blue facepaint on the back of my hand,I grabbed a star shaped stamper thing cause I don't know what it's called and I dipped it in the blue paint.
I smiled as I just put stars all around his face,some on his beard.

Time skip!

Doc had blue stars all over his face with hot pink half diamonds on his eyes,a hot pink nose and some hot pink lipstick.

"I look like murphy if he worked in a circus"
Me and 10k looked at eachother before bursting out laughing,I wiped my hand off with a napkin,it didn't come off but it should when I wash it,right?
I put some purple and green face paint on the back of my hand and grab a brush but when I look back up at 10k he's backed up at the other end of the couch and looking at me as if I escaped a mental hospital which made me laugh honestly
"Your go kid" doc laughs and 10k just sighs,accepting his fate.

Slight timeskip

I finished painting 10ks face and when I backed up and looked at him I couldn't help but start laughing,and when doc saw,he did too.
"Why an eggplant?" Doc said between laughs,10k had the most unamused look on his face
"Can I wash it off?it feels weird"
He said,doc started talking,so once 10k was distracted I took a picture of him,then one of doc,doc even did the weird 2020 junko pose.
We get up and walk into the kitchen,doc still telling a story,I grabbed some soap and put it on a cloth,I turned the water to a lukewarm temp and started scrubbing the back of my hand
"Oh." I say once I realize it isn't coming off,I grab the wrapper,I freeze as I realize it says 'waterproof'
"No." 10k says,doc grabbed the towel and tried roughly scrubbing his face under the water,once he rised off he looked back.
"Better?" He asked,it looked the exact same.
"So I'm stuck with a giant eggplant on my face?!" 10k said and I couldn't help but burst out laughing"