It's Just Toast and I (Venturian tale) (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 9- OOOH I Hate You!

GHOST P.O.V

My legs hurt. Why, oh, why did I let Toast convince me to take a jet to America? I must have been on something because I AM NEVER FLYING ON A JET AGAIN!!

Anyway Toast and I are now in a beat-up red truck, on our way to the Acachalla house, and all it ever does is growl and complain on how it needs an oil change. I think that's why it keeps making weird noises.

"Toast are we there yet?" I whine, while every fiber of my being says 'don't say anything'

"Well obviously sir, we're not there yet, but we will be in about 30 minutes" He replies with a tiny amount of sass while he checks his watch.

"But I want to be there now!! I don't have time for all this driving,"

"Well sir you are not the one driving and, again, we will be there in..... less than 30 minutes now." He rolls his eyes at me, while I gap at his reply and eye roll.

"Toast did you just roll your eyes at me while adding a ton of sass to your sentence?" I ask, putting a hand to my heart and a hurt expression.

"I'm sorry sir, but yes. You've been complaining an awful lot this trip and it gets kind of.....over-bearing" he sighs.

"I guess I've been a little whinny, but that's no reason for you to drop a sass bomb on me" He chuckles lightly to himself (I guess over my comment 'bout the sass) before he goes in to all time silence mode until we roll into the Acachallas' driveway. Never in all my life have I seen this much chaos in one place.

There was this weird looking giraffe-y thing wondering around not even seeming to care that one of it's TEN heads was eating the roof of the Acachallas' house. Along with that it seems as though a herd of dinosaurs have taken the liberty of starting a dance-off in the middle of the backyard while Papa Acachalla shoots at them (very badly I must add) with a water gun while Billy and Sally have a tea party with slender, who thought it would be fun to wear a tutu. In the middle of all this ruckus, Gertrude was yelling at some yellow-ish, black-ish portal while a wizard was doing a jig behind her.

"I purely hate you Acachalla" I mutter as I hop out of the car and to the back where I pull out my favorite pink .44 caliber and hand Toast his proline zx 11 crossbow with the lava red arrows.

"Gertrude what the heck happened?!?" I yell as we approach her, weapons at the ready

"Oh, you know how Acachalla is. He thought he could just open up a portal to the 4th dimension and not have anything bad happen" She yells over the battle cries of Acachalla. I simply nod before looking at Toast. I give him a shrug as if asking 'what do we do?'. He replies with an idea look as if saying ' what about the time with the rust?'. I reply with a smile and an expression that read 'oh yeah! let's do that'. He nods then runs off to the truck and returns minutes later with my rusty bullets and his rusty arrows. I load the bullets into my gun and he does the same with his arrows and crossbow. We again nod at each other before splitting up to cover more ground.

~o_O~

Bang! My gun screamed as I wounded another dinosaur causing it to stray from the path and straight into the portal.

"Another one bits the dust," I sing as do the same thing to the last dino "another one gone and another one gone. Another one bits the dust."

"Sir, as lovely as your singing is, I think we should try and find the wizard and not have a musical" Toast yells across the yard. I nod and follow Toast around the house to where we find the wizard mumbling gibberish. Suddenly the wizard's mumbling becomes loud ferocious shouts and his hands started to illuminate a golden color. A split second later the wizard pointed his open palms at me and a ball of light shot out of them. I waited for the blow, but nothing came. It took me a bit to realize Toast took the blow for me. I quickly repaid him by shoving the wizard into the portal and then sealing it, finishing our case.

"Toast, you okay?" I ask, kneeling down next to his limp form. There was no reply. Worried, I checked his pulse. Thankfully it was still thumping away. I lifted Toast up and carried him to the car where I placed him in the passenger seat and buckled him up.

"Thanks Johnny" I could hear Acachalla from behind me

"No problem" was all I said before jumping in the driver's seat, starting the engine, and driving off.

~o_O~

I drove Toast and I to a motel down the street where we spent the rest of the day (Toast still knocked out cold) and night. So when i woke up this morning you could say I was scared out of my wits.

I woke to the sound of snoring, but it wasn't deep, manly snoring it was light and kind of female. I glanced over to Toast's bed and I kinda made a very girly screech at the sight I saw. A mass of black hair replaced the area of where I left Toast.

"Wh-wh- what's wrong Sir?" The head of hair asked

"Toast is....is that you?" I ask, hopping out of my bed completely ignoring the fact that I was only wearing a Dino themed pair of pajama pants and not even a shirt.

"Yes sir it is. Why what's wrong?" Toast repeats the question

"Um.. I'm not sure how to say this Toast, but it seems you've changed gender" I tried my best to put it lightly.

"WHAT?!?" Toast exclaimed as he/she jumped out of bed and into the motel bathroom. All I heard after that was a full on girl scream coming from said bathroom.

~o_O~

A/N: Hey I updated. YES!! So pumped. Well like none of you know it's summer for me (it has been for a few weeks I've just been lazy) and so that hopefully means more updates. I don't know. Anyway I'm on my iPad so I can't really do dedications on here so the ending is for @RandomTale because she/he gave me the idea to turn Toast into a girl. So thank them. Short authors note but enjoy the update. It's for you guys! And while I was gone we got to 3000 reads. O.M.G. thanks to all of you who read this.

7-1-15
Happy (early) 4th of July to my readers in America
~The_Psychopath

P.s I need to dress scary tomorrow any suggestions? Like creepy pasta people. I might go as jimmy casket I don't know.