Burnt out (Humanoid with object heads)

Chapter 10

(Mephone pov)

I just got into my cloths and I remembered that I left my crown in the closet so I opened the closet which I left it in to see my brother mepad making out with my servant toilet. I gave them a fake cough to get there attention.

The two stopped and looked over at me, "mister phone, I-I," toilet Stuttered out. "What are you doing with my brother? And for how long?" I asked crossing my arms. "We've been secretly dating for around 2 years," mepad said hugging toilet with his floating arms.

"Please don't be mad," mepad asked me and to be honest I couldn't keep my frown, toilet is a hard worker and is very caring, but I need to know something "have you done the deed?" I asked them.

"No sir," mepad said to me still hugging toilet, "Alright, but if I became a uncle I'll probably not be that good," I said jokingly, I grabbed my crown put it own "ill leave you to do your fun now," I said winking at the fun bit then closed the door.

I then walked out to the kitchen to see what was going on, I saw my five chefs goofing of, goo was trying at least but trophy was talking to my maid, clover was playing with her comfort cat which is fair, lightbulb was talking to my head knight and mephone 4s was not even there.

"What are you all doing!?!" I asked madly, "I'm sorry sir, blueberry just wanted to play and I couldn't help myself," clover said petting her dark blue comfort cat. I would shout at her but she knows to much and that's the reason she's traumatised.  

"Sorry, I'm just a bit hangry," I told them grading a cookie out of my pocket and eating it. "And were is mephone-S," I asked them all. "Oh he retired like an ice-cream melting and he reached the end so he retiring," goo said with his dumb metaphors.  

I sighed, he was only my brother in law,  "oh and he's travelling the world like a penguin, waddling away to find a better life," goo said with a little jump. I then Left to go get my little bit of fun.

I walked out the castle wall to see people bowing down. I kept walking till I got to a btar sucks, I walled in to hear a radio play Mr blue sky by Jeff Lynne. I walked up to the counter to see a fat girl on the other side of the counter ask me "oh hello sir, what are you doing here? Can I get you anything?"

"What's your name?" I asked her "My name is Marshmallow," she said kindly, "well Marshmallow I'll like a large cup of black coffee," I told her putting my hand on my face. She smiled, nodded, typed something in the machine.

She was making my coffee when I asked "Not to be weird, are you single?" "No, I have 2 girlfriends and there the best, even if apple is a little dumb," she said muttering the last part. "And here you go sir," she said handing me the coffee.  

"How much?" I asked her, "oh, it's $1.99 but you don't have to pay," she said giving me a small smile. I handed her a 5'er and left with my coffee. I then went back to my castle and back to my throne hearing, some loud yells of pain coming from my prison.