Narrator: *from his eyes you can see that he's smilig like hell as he looks at YOU yes YOU, after a second he says all smug and proud of himself* Hi.
*head tilt* What?
*tilts it other way* Expected a second part of something?
*re-do's his sitting possition and sits straight*
Ahe-hem.
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*slams his hands down on arms of arm chair and leans forward* WELL TOO!-FUCKING!-BAD!
BECAUSE!... *everything goes slowly white*
I AM THE NARRATOR!
I AM THE STORYTELLER!
AND THIS! IS MY RANDOM BULLSHIT!!!
part one
*bellylaughs devilishly as everything foes back to normal in an instant*
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*puts hand on his chin thinking and looks away*
Hmmm...
*head shake* Nah.
*raises his eyebrow and snaps his finger pointing it to somethign* I can make it sound better. *takes a deep breath as everything turns white*
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!
*in a second everything goes back to normal, Narrator is back in his thinker pose rubbing his chin* Hmmm...
It didn't exactly sound that much better...
*sighs! and lets his arms and shoulders down and rolls his eyes as he says* Geez!
*looks at camera a bit exhausted and bored* Guess I'm gonna have to put a bit more time and effort into it.
*sits up a bit straighter but still very gay and looks up raising his open hand in that explanatory way* But as for the main story.
*puts hand on his nose pissed* God!
I am so fucking angry! *clutches his fist with other hand and turns his head to look at camera* And you know why?
*raises his hand he made into claws from anger* DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY!?
*leans towards YOU yes YOU* IT'S BECAUSE *and points pissed at the tv* THAT PIECE OF SHIT WROTE ON A MOTHER!-FUCKING!-PAPER THE WHOLE FUCKING DEAL!
*leans back raising both open hands to shoulder level* AND GUESS WHAT AREK DID?!
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EXACTLY FUCKING THAT! *thruts himself back into sofa*
GOD!
THAT FUCKING IDIOT DIDN'T *shakes head* THINK OF ANY BETTER OPTIONS!
*raises his hand angrily* AND THERE WERE SO MANY BETTER WAYS TO GO ABOUT IT!
*opens his arms and looks st camera* CAN SEE AT LEAST 3 ALREADY!
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God!... *lies back on the armchair*
YOU ARE READING
XenoX I
ActionDaily life of Arek. The only human on earth which DOESN'T have an ability. What a goofy ahh boiii! ...and will go through worst pains...
