(Art by me)
This blue haired fuck who probably has pronouns called Isagi yoichi couldnt sleep cuz he had pussy brain wait no.... Puzzle brain. Yeah.... Puzzle brain so he decided to take a dander to the pitch. A lone football sat on the pitch.. the stage lights accentuated its heavenly glow. Isagis puzzle brain slowly started to fade as he was reunited with his love. A fucking football.
"Oh, my, god. I've never seen a sexier ball in my life. And I've seen Bachiras."
The ball called him for some fucking reason and he walked towards it and started to carve a fucking hole in it with his finger. Technically fingering it tf. When he carved a hole in it HE FUCKING STICKS HIS DING ALING IN IT AND STARTS FUCKING IT.
He cums inside it and kisses it.
The end.
