Loud House x Male Big Brother Reader

Heavy Meddle

At the Royal Woods Elementary School, Lincoln opens up his locker, but someone pantses him.

Lincoln: (to someone off-screen) "Really?"

The other kids laugh at and take photos of Lincoln expense. After a class, Lincoln gets out of his desk, but the same kid tied his shoelaces together and he trips and falls

Lincoln: (sarcastically) "Oh, real original!"

The other kids laugh and photograph this, too. At lunch, Lincoln sits down in his favorite lunch seat only to make a fart noise and find that he sat on a whoopee cushion.

Lincoln: (sarcastically) "That's real mature!"

The other kids laugh and photograph yet again. The bell rings and he checks his locker only for a pile of garbage to fall onto him and the kids do what they did before again, laughing and taking pictures of him.

Lincoln: (opens up a door from the trash; not taking it anymore.) "All right! That's it!"

Lincoln and Clyde are seen walking home from school.

Clyde: "So, you really confronted that bully?"

Lincoln: "That's right. I said to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house, and we're gonna settle this."

Clyde: (worried for his friend) "Whoa! You're gonna fight?!"

Lincoln: "I'm not an animal, Clyde. I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech...as soon as I write it."

Clyde: (noticing something) "Looks like that bully left you a note of their own."

Lincoln: "Huh?" [sees a sticky note on his head, pulls it off, and reads it.] "Lame-O."

There's also a piece of gum in Lincoln's hair

Clyde: (sniffs the gum) "Ooh! Watermelon lime!"

Lincoln: "Better not let my sisters see this, 'cause then they'll want to get involved and make things worse, the way they always do."

Clyde: "I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman." (looks lovesick)

Lincoln: "Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde.(to the reader) "He has no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters."

It when to a flashback to what looks like Lincoln being sick; Lori puts a thermometer in his mouth and checks his temperature; Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving him with glowing radiation; Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandage him up real tight; Lincoln muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering his mouth so he can breathe.

Lincoln: "Phew."

Leni: (carrying a bowl of piping hot soup) "Here comes the airplane!" (spills it all over Lincoln's crotch) "Oopsie."

Lincoln: (agonized) "Aahh! It burns!"

Leni walks off screen embarrassed. Luna and Luan bandage up his crotch as the flashback end.

Lincoln: (holding up a finger with a bandage wrapped around it; to the readers) And that was just a paper cut!. Thankfully, Y/n managed to tell them to stop with that shenanigans or they'll do something worse to me."

Lincoln: "And you must be wondering about my big brother. Well he cared about about me, but he's not a meddler. If it's something small and something non-life threatening, then he will let me do it myself. So I'm not really scared if he found out about this. He'll just say suck it up and punch the bully back."