Loud House x Male Big Brother Reader

Making The Case

The episode begins with a shot of a trophy case consisting of...well..trophy.

Lincoln: "The Loud Family trophy case. My sisters and brother have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here. There are Lynn's soccer trophies, Lola's pageant crowns, Lisa's Junior Nobel Prize, Y/n's short film trophies, and even Lily's won her thumb-sucking contests! And then there's me."

The camera shows such trophies are in their proper spots, but Lincoln's spot is completely vacant and he sighs

Lincoln: "I've tried everything to get into this trophy case."

It cuts to a flashback montage. In the first flashback, Lincoln is running a marathon, but he arrives at the finish line hours after it has finished. The second flashback sees him at a karate tournament; he tries to karate chop a board but breaks his arm in the process and is put in the hospital. The third sees him participating in a pageant.

Judge: "And the winner of the Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is...Liiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn-dsay Sweetwater!"

Lincoln sulks and we're back to the present

Lincoln: "But now, I finally have my chance! The 5th Grade Video Contest. Whoever's video gets the most votes wins this beauty."

He then points to the trophy on display, breathes on the glass and draws a heart around it, Clyde wipes it off.

Clyde: "You think you're going to win, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "With what I have planned, I'm a shoe-in."

Clyde: "You said the same thing about the Cutie Pie pageant."

Lincoln: (defensively) "I was robbed!" (calmly) "Grab your camera."

Lincoln's wearing some kind of uniform for a stunt as Clyde films it.

Lincoln: "Are we rolling?" (in character) "Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints meet 88 gallons of diet soda? Well, you're about to find out!"

He rides on Lynn's skateboard off a ramp onto a catapult where he is launched by Charles and Cliff into a swimming pool full of diet soda, causing the soda and mints to shoot out like a geyser.

Clyde: (drenched in soda) "That was amazing! You're right. Everyone's gonna vote for this."

However, a while after uploading to the school's website's contest page, the video doesn't have any votes at all.

Lincoln: "Why isn't anybody voting for this?"

Clyde: "Maybe because they're all voting for this HamstaCam video."

He uploads a video of what is simply a hamster just running around in his wheel like any other hamster.

Lincoln: "50 votes?! Pssh! What's so great about some dumb hamster?"

Geo overheard that and chitters at him angrily

Lincoln: "Not you, Geo. You're awesome."

Clyde: "Hey! We got a vote! No, wait, it's a comment. Well, two comments."

Comment 1: Nice try, U shld go to UR BIG SISTER'S site for some tipzz. Her videos R sick: L.O.L. COMEDY CHANNEL

Comment 2: Nah! He should try his BIG BROTHER site instead. It's way sicker. He's like a future Hollywood director in the making.

Both of the comments then started fighting amongst themselves about which site is better