"Hey sweet pea, how about you ditch this midget and have a shot at a unit like me, aye?" Barney asked smugly as he gracefully landed on the edge of the fountain, raising his eyebrows and smoldering with all of his god-sent attractiveness.
Mickey blushed pink, red, crimson, Raspberry, Peach, Mauve, Tangerine, and near purple as he gasped for breath at the sight of his own god. Hes knees buckled, fluffy ears tilting down in shock. As Mickey fell to his knees in anguish, tears began to form in his eyes, bean poking through his pants.
"G-gorsh Barney! Youre finally h-here!"
Barney grinned, walking towards mickey slowly, hips swaying as he effortlessly hip-bumped Rex off of the bridge, falling to his not so silent doom. With one swift movement, Barney scooped mickey into his arms, inhaling the familiar scent of hot dogs as he sighed and began to speak in a gruff voice.
"Missed you BABY GOWRL, I havent felt pleasure since the night of your death."
Barney felt his lighthouse sized erection curl as it twitched in response to Mickeys touch. His purple rhino toes quivered, hands exploring Mickeys soft and tender body. Mickey squeaked loudly, clapping a hand over his mouth before giggling in Barneys arms.
"I havent either, but ive been waiting.."
..To be continued..
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Mickey Mouse x Barney x ? round two ;)
Fanfictionif you're reading this, you're too thirsty. hard smu- I mean.. (PART TWO OF MICKEY MOUSE X BARNEY; READ THE FIRST ONE FOR MORE CARTOON LOVE)
