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by zanderslawyer

by zanderslawyer

Zander: A SPIDEEEER!!!!

Jake: KILL IT!! SMASH IT!!

Milly: BURN IT!!

Zander: STAB IT WITH A KNIFE!! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!!

Luke: Aww, its so cute!! look at it!! :)

Zander: Would you take a bullet for me?

Luke: ...yes?

*Milly angry running into the room*

Zander: *Running away* great love you, thanks!!

Sean: Hey Zander, do you have any hobbies?

Zander: Swimming.

Sean: Really? thats cool. I never expected you to-

Zander: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Sean: ...same man

Luke: Milly, I have a question.

Milly: Whats up luke?

Luke: What colour is an orange?

Milly: Luke, u bonehead!! It's colour is the same as I'ts name. Just like a lemon.

Zander: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Okay?

Luke: Okay

*Later*

Hailey: Luke!! Sit down in the chair, you are in big trouble.

Zander, wispering: Deny everything.

Luke, loudly: That isnt a chair!

Zander: It's not our fault!!

Hailey: Yeah, but... come on, the least we could do is talk to them.

Zander: No, the least we could do is nothing.

Hailey: You know u can die from that right?

Milly: *Smoking a cigarette* thats the point.

Zander: *Drinking alcohol* we're trying to speed this up.

Sean: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*