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by zanderslawyer

by zanderslawyer

Milly: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Hailey: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Jake: FLOOR IT!!

Milly: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Hailey: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Milly: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Jake: DO IT!

Hailey: NO-

Luke: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Zander: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Hailey: It's like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Milly: Rock also defeats baby.

Zander: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down for murder.

Zander: *Glares at hailey*

Hailey: Well, sorry I have morals!

Luke, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Jake: Hey, Hailey, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my meds?

Hailey: Yes?

Jake: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Hailey: Oh no.

Jake: It's gonna be a fun week!

Hailey: I'm going to Milly's house.

Jake: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health!!

Milly: Hey, Zander you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of bleach.

Zander: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Milly: Yeah, my grandma lives there.

Luke: That is the worst response to that question.

Hailey: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Zander: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.