Chapter 1

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Matei decides to install the mirobolantus extraordinarul glorious game called Ghayshin Bumbact
 

He starts his p̶u̶s̶e̶y̶  playsation👽

   
He waits 69696969 years for it to download because Fontaine and he starts playing.
 

Suddenly a rock breaks his living room's window and lands next to him.
The piatră says: "eu sunt bognanelul tiganelul cu aerisire printre dinti si am venit sa te intreb 🄲🅄🄼 sa numeri pana la 10 in ingliș ca vreau sa îi învăț pe fratii mei bogdanei jr."
  

Matei is annoyed and says "sa imi bag pula in familia ta si piticii aia negri de gradina pe care îi numești frati"

Zhe game loads and he finally starts playing.

The cutscene starts and he breaks his tv after too much futing.

His father enters the room with his chiloți and bate rahatul din Matei

To be continued

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 13, 2023 ⏰

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