a totally dramatic chatfic

not in this chat we won't!

note: there is a lot of chat switching going on here and as usual i didn't proofread it so if anything seems wrong just pretend u don't see it

shut up courtney
6:17 PM

court
> Can we have a serious conversation for a second

weird goth girl
> yes but first i have something to tell you all
> i'm bi

bitch
> we know

weird goth girl
> just making sure you're all aware

sassy gay boy
> we all were

court
> I wasn't

malibu barbie
> seriously tho what planet were u living on for the past two years

leshawna <3
> it's called being 'self absorbed'

court
> Oh please
> I haven't been self absorbed!

sassy gay boy
> objection on the grounds that that is a Lie

bitch
> courtney
> gwen is into women
> register that

court
> I assumed that it was just one of your Things
> Since you call me gay all the time and it isn't true

sassy gay boy
> oh boy
> this one is not coming out any time soon

bitch
> courtney for someone who claims to be smart you're really fucking stupid

court
> I'm straight!
> I had a boyfriend!

bitch
> i have had more boyfriends than you have and i'm into women so that proves nothing

court
> You are?

bitch
> my god do you EVER pay attention to what's happening around you

court
> Apparently not well enough
> Can we get back to what I wanted to say now?

bitch
> fine whatever
> notebooks out everyone

ty
> i still don't know what's going on

sassy gay boy
> get your notebook out and pretend to then

court
> There's a rumour going around that somebody likes me
> I figured since you all seem to know the gossip, you could help me find out who

bitch
> okay i'm actually intrigued

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gwourtney 😍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😘🥰🌈
6:27 PM

Heather
> i'm not

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shut up courtney
6:28 PM

bitch
> who's the lucky girl

court
> Is it a girl?!?

bitch
> i know nothing

[...]

gwourtney 😍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😘🥰🌈
6:30 PM

Heather
> i know everything

Gwen
> my love life is in your hands stop coming on here and screwing it up

[...]

shut up courtney
6:32 PM

duncaroni
> why do you even care

court
> I'm not used to people liking me

leshawna <3
> that's equally very sad and a little funny

weird goth girl
> why? you're awesome

court
> That's nice of you Gwen, but most seem to disagree

bitch
> i wonder why

malibu barbie
> who'd you hear it from

court
> Leshawna's ex

leshawna <3
> which one

bitch
> you've had more than one?

leshawna <3
> people dig these curves you know