I'm Literally A Nobody (An unofficial JAOH spin-off)

My favorite restaurant....COME ON!

hello readers it your boy John smith a quick recap of the things that happened when all of you were gone, It has been over 2 months since Jane and I started living in together, she always pay her rent, so I couldn't just kicked her out of my house, I asked her where the money came from, apparently she won't answer it, always changes the topic once I bring money up, strange I know but nothing is strange once you see low level villains raid your favorite restaurant. Yes a self proclaimed new villain just announced their name in my favorite restaurant, where I am currently at.

I think you all know what happens now right? You guessed it. A hero arrives at the scene, I calmly drink my morning coffee, no one is fazed with the villain, as if they would be since these occurs every day you just become number to it. I finished drinking my early morning coffee and payed the barista before leaving and walking away from the restaurant, what happened to the new villain? Arrested already, got beaten up by a hero and gets arrested immediately, pretty funny to be honest, well let's go back home.

I arrived back at my doorstep, I searched for my keys and opened the door, not again.... I also learned within those two months that, Jane is... An avid inventor, but all her inventions are...

**CRASH** **CRACK** **SHATTER** **THUD**

Not even that useful... Hurried got to the location where the makeshift bot crash I found Jane dazed and the bot literally in pieces, wait is that my jar of gummies... Oh come on! My gummy jar... Its broken, quite saddened, I shook it off and help Jane regain her balance again.

"You all right?" I said as I checked if she have any injuries from that fall, once I confirmed she doesn't have one, she apologize to me.

"I'm so sorry about your gummy jar..." She bowed her head in embarrassment, I sighed and replied

"It's all right..gummies aren't my thing anymore.." I lied I still like gummies what? Can't imagine a 20 year old eating gummy Candies? Fight me!

Anyways let's just focus on something, I look at the broken boy that Jane made, and I asked her

"Where'd you get the parts for this?" Wait... Did she just nervously chuckled..I look at her dead in the eyes, and asked her to confirm..

"Did you use my microwave and my metal figurines!" She nodded her head, shocked and in despair, I fell down to my knees, with one shout..

"WHY!!"

I dramatically passed out, making Jane catch me, and settled me down to my living room couch, I opened my eyes slightly, I could see regret on her face, I sighed surprising Jane, then I sat up, and showed a deadpan face to her.

"Next time ask for my permission to make an invention or I'll double your rent" I said to her, she replied

"Roger Roger!"

She did a salute,you know she may be quite clumsy but she is cute.. wait did I just say that?!?!? Fuck that dear readers you didn't see that!

"So...what now?" She asked I merely pointed at the tv and gestured her to open it, she obliged thd moment she opened the tv a new flash appeared.

"Greetings dear citizens of champion city, a new villain that was just arrested at flagel restaurant says that, the hero ruined his villain debut..."