fight for her | a shrek fanfic

the kidnapping.......

a/n: hey yall i'm back after 3 WHOLE YEARS  😘😘😘 (my friends made me come back to this silly ahh book) ok enjoy this new chapter 

i woke up and stretched my cute little twig arms and let out the most teeniest tiniest yawn. i turned around to face shreky-poo in his bed with blankets made from uniqua's pink slimy alien skin.

"g-g-goodmorning, daddy-waddy~" i cutely whispered

shrek opened one slimy crusty eye filled with fish slime and 79 different eye infections... he was so dreamy and i couldn't believe how shreky, a big mega ultra sigma-giga-alpha chad would love mere omega like me....

i giggled and licked his eyes to clean all his eye grease and crust off... daddy shrek said he would reward me with a big fat pile of his YUMMYLICIOUS diarrhea smoothie to drink... uwu heehee!!

i began to chew the eye grease and crust, it tasted just like the kidney stones of the OTHER girls that shreky-poo ate on a daily basis... but not me though because i was DIFFERENT~

my 2'3 body trembled in excitement after swallowing the dry, dense crusty eye crust.

shrregg let out the biggest fattest massivest burp that made the entire land of far far away rumble like a huge earthquake just happened. my hair flew off in the wind olf shrek's giant burp but its okahy because it always grows back because im not like other girls 😍😍😍

 "good meonging....... baba grilel..." sherk growled from the deepest parts of his huge ass belly that somehow had 29 pack abs.

his morning breath was so nasty musty disgusting powerful smelling that everyone in a 100 mile radius started violently suffocating and choking and dying and it blew everyone's wigs off to create a mega wig tornado that killed a bunch of people in far far away. but not me though... because im not like other girls!! *tickles your toes and nibbles on them through the screen*

"it's time for your daily cleaning..."

shreky got up out of bed and his 18'7 figure towered over me. my diarrhea colored orbs shined in all of his glory as i awaited my reward. "y-y-y-yes... my daddy waddy y/n is a baddy maddy saddy laddy haddy paddy shrek ~" i beamed in excitement and i shitted myself on the spot.

all of a sudden, shrek let out the biggest, most gigantic roar that made my cute little teeny ear drums EXPLODE and daddy shrek gladly slurped my orange musty crusty earwax up~

he stuck out his massive, 96 foot prehensile tongue and picked me up. it felt so slimy and warm, i shitted myself out of ultimate joy right on the spot.

he placed me right onto his personal throne of his dead ogre babies as i waited excitedly what was going to happen next!!

then, shrecky opened up his giant green asscheeks and was about to have me take a giant diarrhea shower when the shit and mold window in his small swampy hut burst open.

"step aside, you fat smelly musty ugly ass creature. we have come for the girl..."