When Asmodeus left for Lucifer's castle for the meeting, he just figured that this would be a quick meeting and he might catch up with Fizz at the orphanage. But he was wrong. The second he arrived in the castle, that sleazy Mammon was trying to feed Lucifer lies. Beelzebub mostly rolled her eyes and tried to drone out Mammon's voice. Out of all her siblings, she was the only one who knew about Asmodeus's relationship with Fizzarolli. Satan, Belphagor, and Leviathan all just want to leave instead of dealing with Mammon's whining. Mammon laid his green beedy eyes on Asmodeus and gave him a wicked grin.
"Ozzie, we were just talking about you. And you're so-called little secret." Mammon said in the most fake surprised voice.
Asmodeus groaned, "Let's just get this over with." he said, sitting down beside Beelzebub.
"I didn't think you would go public with that imp," Belphagor stated.
"Wait, you knew, Bel! I thought I was the only one!" Beelzebub exclaimed.
"Oz sometimes brings that imp for monthly inspections of his body. Those dumbasses can't keep their hands off each other so I just put the pieces together." Belphagor answered.
Lucifer had everyone be silent so Mammon could continue. Satan somehow got popcorn and was munching on it, enjoying the tension and bickering between Mammon and Asmodeus. Mammon went on and on about doing his annual clown pageant for new demons to give it their all, (cough, cough, exploitation). Asmodeus rolled his eyes when Mammon tried to hide the exploitation part. Mammon then pointed accusingly at Asmodeus as he stated that Asmodeus had interfered with his greatest employee and made him quit. Asmodeus slammed his fist on the table and called Mammon a liar.
"Fuck off, big bird!" Mammon shouted before turning to Lucifer, "Not to mention, he's in love with him! I mean, doesn't this just go against his whole image?"
"Call me big bird again and what happens, ya fat Christmas tree lookin bitch!" Asmodeus screamed, his mane turning into fire.
Satan was enjoying the show, hoping that this would get into more of a fistfight. Lucifer was not amused; of course, he knew when Mammon was lying. He then asked Asmodeus to tell them what exactly happened. "Why the bloody hell are you choosing him over me?!" Mammon whined.
"Mam, I am this close to slapping you. Shut the fuck up!" Lucifer shouted, his voice turning demonic.
"Mammon was pushing his luck and I got tired of how he treated Fizzarolli, so I managed to finally get him to quit and now Mammon's throwing a tantrum...." Asmodeus started to say.
"I treated that imp like the son I didn't want and he acts like a bitch about it!" Mammon interrupted.
"Last time I checked, you forced him to be around creeps, tossed him around like a fucking rag doll, and even commented on his weight!" Asmodeus argued, "Anyways, I had to comfort Fizz because he was having a mental breakdown in his dressing room. He finally got the message that Mammon was an asshole so he willingly quit. Mammon got pissed that Fizzarolli wouldn't back down he tried to blackmail our relationship but it failed."
"What I'm hearing is, that Mammon's acting like a spoiled brat who can't get what he wants," Lucifer spoke.
"Luci, mate! You can't be serious! Ozzie can't fall in love! He's the embodiment of Lust, and it's an imp!" Mammon complained.
"Oh big fucking deal. I'm dating a hellhound, dumbass!" Beelzebub shouted.
"Everyone shut up!" Lucifer screamed, and everybody went silent. "Mammon, Asmodeus's personal life is none of my concern. The succubus and incubus in his ring are spreading lust up on earth with his crystals. Besides, Asmodeus stood up for the imp, which shows how much he means to him. This meeting is over."
Back at the Hazbin Hotel, Charlie and her friends had the whole hotel decorated for the holidays, even Stolas, Loona, and Octavia were there as well. Fizzarolli, Oliver, and Blitz arrived moments later. Charlie was happy to have a new cousin. Her father, Asmodeus, and even Beelzebub arrived at the hotel by portal. When Oliver laid eyes on Asmodeus, he was a little afraid because of his intimidating size. Asmodeus assured the little imp that he wasn't going to harm him.
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25 Days of Hellmas
FanficMuch like an 25 days of Christmas movie marathon, This is 25 one-shots for 25 days leading up to Christmas. A mix of Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel holiday shenanigans leading up to Christmas. Day 1, Charlie wants to celebrate Christmas at the Hotel...