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Title: Texting Santa Claus
Prompt: A letters-to-Santa inspired texting fic
Synopsis: When a boy's kid sister texts "Santa Claus" who turns out to be a snarky girl who is actually pretty nice
Requirements: Write asap bc I wasted all my time messing around on the piano lmao
OK THIS IS CRAP WTF
I WROTE THIS SO BADLY
I WANT TO FINISH IT BUT I DONT HAVE TIME BC I NEED TO "TALK TO MY COUSINS" AND "STOP PLAYING ON MY PHONE" (direct quotes from my mom)
DECEMBER 10 / 9:34 AM
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
Dear Santa Claus,
I wud liek a pony for Christmas. I have ben very good this yer. Thank yoo from Lindsey
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
ok sure honey I'll get you that pony
(xxx) xxx-xxx
OMG IM SO SORRY THAT WAS MY SISTER
HOLY CRAP
IM SORRY
WRONG NUMBER
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
ok but does ur phone not have autocorrect
like how were there that many misspellings
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
Idk
She's 5
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
aww how cute
can you feel how much I don't care?
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
Wow, savage much?
But shoot I'm so sorry for bothering you
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
no no no I'm sorry I was joking-
I have a demented sense of humor
(xxx) xxx-xxxx
🤦♂️
I'm so dumb
I never pick up on sarcasm
(xxx) xxx-xxxx changed (xxx) xxx-xxxx's name to kid sister wants a pony
kid sister wants a pony changed (xxx) xxx-xxxx's name to Sarcastic Person
YOU ARE READING
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Randomωєℓ¢σмє! Here is my compilation of challenges, from Christmastime to hopefully many more in the future! (The only ones not included are my poetry challenges, like Countdown to Halloween 2023, which are in my poetry book). ѕσ ѕтєρ ιηѕι∂є αη∂ ρяєραяє...
