Cartoon Chaos: Exit Interviews

SpongeBob Exit Interview

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Welcome back everybody, to Cartoon Public Radio! I'm your host, FanficsYippee, and this is the second episode of "Exit Interviews"! After each episode of Cartoon Chaos, we will be talking with the eliminated contestant from each episode. So please give a warm welcome to our second eliminated contestant, SpongeBob SquarePants!

Hello!

Hi, SpongeBob! Welcome to the interview!

Thanks for having me, Mr. FanficsYippee.

So, we're gonna be asking you some questions about your time on Cartoon Chaos. You ready?

Of course I am! It's my catchphrase.

Good to know you're eager. So, how does it feel to be eliminated so early?

Well, I gotta say, I didn't see it coming. I thought I was pretty well liked by my team. Guess I was wrong.

It could be because they saw you as a threat. You know, since you're one of the most popular characters on the show.

Well, when you put it that way, I'm happy they voted me! It's nice to think on the positive side, ya know?

It sure is. Now then, you said that you were getting to know the sea monster in the lake. What was he actually like?

Oh, you mean Gregory?

Gregory?

Yeah, Gregory! Turns out we both like jellyfishing. He's especially good at it since, ya know, massive sea monster.

Yeah, I'd assume so. Anyways, If you got more time on the show, who do you think you would've connected with the most?

Hmm... Good question! I think I'd probably be good friends with Barnaby.

Barnaby? Really? I thought it would have been Mickey.

Mickey? Oh no, we hate each other.

Whoa! Really?

Yup! We were rivals from Day One. Heck, even BEFORE Day One! Surprised he didn't rub it in my face when I got eliminated.

Dang. Didn't see that one coming. I honestly thought you'd be friends with everybody. But why do you think you'd be friends with Barnaby?

Well, he is kinda funny and entertaining. I think we would've had a great friendship if I got more time with him.

Anyways, who do you think is the best player in the game?

I think I gotta give it to Knife. He has the experience. But I feel like Alastor has some great potential to win this game.

(A/N: People who read Episode 7: >:I   )

Really? What makes you say that?

He just seems pretty... Calculating. Ya know?

I get that. Anyway, do you feel like you deserve to be eliminated?

Well... I get why I was eliminated. My team needed to take this thing seriously. I guess they saw me as... Not serious.

Fair enough. Last two questions: Who do you want to win Cartoon Chaos?

Ooh... I'm gonna give it to Boja. Or maybe N.

Why do you say that?

They just seem like fun guys, I guess.

Yeah. When we interviewed Max, he seemed to like Boja. And N. They appear to be the favourites. Anyway, final question. Would you come back if Cartoon Chaos had a season 2?

You know what? No, actually.

Really?

Yeah. I mean, although my time on the show was short, I had fun. But I miss my plan back in Bikini Bottom. And plus, Mr. Krabs isn't not paying me for nothing!

You really need to talk about wages with him.

Balalalala! Well, it was nice to talk to you, Mr. FanficsYippee.

Thanks for coming, SpongeBob! It was great to have you!

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