She was on her laptop typing like a machine, her father playing with her hair and watching her type, "She's fast as hell..." Nikki said, "Mhm, she can look at me while I have a conversation with her, it's weird," Tom chuckled, she looked up at them, her hands still going crazy as she listened to them talk, "How are you doing that?" Sebastian asked, "Practice," she smiled, taking a drink of her water with her other hand still typing quite fast.
"Wow... Can you be my typer?" Nikki smiled, "Maybe... I want a billion bucks an hour," she smiled, "Woah! Never mind!" Nikki chuckled making her giggle.
"You nervous for your first show?" Tommy asked, "Mhm... But also kind of not really," she said, "Gotta love confidence," David said, "Amen," she said making them chuckle.
"Daddy, do you want to hear a dirty joke?" She asked, "I don't know if my daughter should be telling me a dirty joke," he said making them laugh softly, "No! Please?! It's funny!" She begged, "Okay go on," he smiled.
"What does a bar have in common with a hooker?" She asked, "What?" He asked, they all looked intrigued for the answer, "Liquour in the back, poker in the front," she smirked making them laugh, Tom chuckled and gently slapped her thigh, "Tell that to your dream mans," Tom smirked, sipping his coffee and chuckling as his daughter went bright red, going back to her homework making them chuckle.
"What's this I here?" Tommy smirked, "She's got a crush on someone at school," Tom chuckled, "Shut up dad!" Roxanne huffed, "What was his name? Alessandro was it?" He smirked, she huffed and went bright red, pouting as he snickered.
"Shut up dad," she huffed, "He's this tall Italian kid, long black hair, wears eyeliner, wears denim and leather, he sings for her, holds her hand, carries her stuff," Tom listed, "Aww, he really likes you! Go ask him out," David smiled, "No!" She giggled, "Don't be a pussy!" Nikki huffed, "You're a pussy!" She said, "I'm married, so clearly I have enough balls to ask someone out," Nikki said, "I don't wanna know about your old man balls, okay? Bad enough when my uncles tell me about their sweaty balls," she said making them laugh, Sebastian Bach was over the moon laughing, wheezing and coughing up a storm as he even cried from laughter.
"It's true! He goes 'oh you know what? You think sweaty boobs are bad, imagine every step you can feel your sweaty nuts rubbing together' and I'm like... Bro..." She frowned making them laugh, Sebastian was literally laughing so hard you couldn't hear them which made them laugh more.
"I can't breathe!" Sebastian laughed and patted his chest, coughing as he chuckled.
"Remember when mama was wiping the sweat from her armpits and she goes 'wanna smell my ears?' As she hands us the tissue," Roxanne giggled, Tom simply chuckled a little, "Remember when she asked you to give the dogs some money?" Tom smiled, chuckling as she cackled like a witch.
"Give the dogs some money?" Nikki chuckled, "She had things on her mind as we were discussing bills, she goes, 'you wanna give the dogs some money?' And Roxanne fucking lost it!" Tom smiled making them laugh.
Roxanne was going red, tears going down as she laughed making them chuckle as she was laughing quietly, head tilted back before she snorted like a pig.
"She's gone..." Tom sighed and watched as she laughed, her chair went back and she fell backwards making them laugh more, she was down on the floor sobbing from laughter, Tom picked her up and put her on his lap, "No more chair privileges," Tom chuckled making her giggle.
"Or that one time... Mum got in the car and she didn't even turn it on and she's like 'why aren't we moving?'" She full on howled with laughter, cackling as she slammed her fist on the table and burst Into tears.
"Someone's had one too many," Mick chuckled making them laugh along.
"Or when mum was like 'where's my phone?' And it's in her hand?" She giggled.
