I decide to distract a fox, so Dovewing can get away, but it backfires.
Me- Crap! Dovewing! *runs over to see Dovewing cornered by a fox*
Dovewing- Kit-kat! Help!
Me-*kicks a rock and it hits the fox* HEY YOU! YES YOU!! Bet you can't catch me! *sticks out tongue* NANANANA! Crap.
Fox-*runs at me*
Me-*runs away*
Twenty minutes later
Me-*covered in mud and twigs* I'm never doing that again. I mean it this time.
Dovewing-Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Me-*rubbing my head* That fox hit me in the head, twice. You better say thanks.
Dovewing-I did. Three times.
Me- Hu, why is the ground spinning? Dovewing, make it stop!
Dovewing- Umm, I think you need to go see Jay-Jay.
Me-*nods* Ya, but why wont the ground stop spinning!?
Breezepelt-*picks me up* Ok, she's hallucinating.
Me-No I'm- WTF, what is this sorcery?! *inspecting my paw*
Dovewing- Ooookkkkkkk
Me- *falls unconscious*
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Me Messing with Warriors
RandomThis is basically Erin Hunter's Cat's reaction to me and my friends being weird *don't judge, I got this idea at 2 in the morning, it sounded funny and I'm VERY random P.S.In this I go by Kitkat ( I will take requests if anyone wants my to be a scen...