Me distracting a fox

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  I decide to distract a fox, so Dovewing can get away, but it backfires.

Me- Crap! Dovewing! *runs over to see Dovewing cornered by a fox*

Dovewing- Kit-kat! Help!

Me-*kicks a rock and it hits the fox* HEY YOU! YES YOU!! Bet you can't catch me! *sticks out tongue* NANANANA! Crap.

Fox-*runs at me*

Me-*runs away*

Twenty minutes later

Me-*covered in mud and twigs* I'm never doing that again. I mean it this time.

Dovewing-Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Me-*rubbing my head* That fox hit me in the head, twice. You better say thanks.

Dovewing-I did. Three times.

Me- Hu, why is the ground spinning? Dovewing, make it stop!

Dovewing- Umm, I think you need to go see Jay-Jay.

Me-*nods* Ya, but why wont the ground stop spinning!?

Breezepelt-*picks me up* Ok, she's hallucinating.

Me-No I'm- WTF, what is this sorcery?! *inspecting my paw*

 Dovewing- Ooookkkkkkk

Me- *falls unconscious*

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