Catmint

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A/N-Catmint seems like cat drugs to me.

Breezepelt-*hears random giggling from Jayfeather's den*Kitkat?

Me-*looks at him with catmint in my mouth* Mrph?

Breezepelt-DANG IT KITKAT AGAIN!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!

Enderfire-*looks at Breezepelt from behind me, also eating catmint* Hu?

Breezepelt-*shakes head* Idiots.

Me-It's good, here try some!!!!!!*shoves catmint in his mouth*

Time skip to fifteen minutes later

Us three-*laughing like idiots*

Enderfire-*suddenly finds paw  interesting* Heeheeheehee

Me-*nuzzling Breezepelt* You're Soooooooooooooooo soft.

Breezepelt-*falls over*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Jayfeather-What in the name of Starclan...............................................................

Me-Jay-Jay here try some!!!

Jayfeather-No than-

Me-*suddenly shoves catmint in his mouth*

Time Skip to Ten minutes later

Me-*lying on Breezepelt* Sooooooooooooooo soft!!!!!!

Jayfeather and Enderfire-*laughing and pushing each other*

Breezepelt-*zoned out*

Leafpool-I'm going to have to hide the catmint again................................................

All of us-*pass out*

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