THE FEELS |Striker X Reader

Chapter 1

It was a normal day at the I.M.P. Blitzø was having a meeting with a client in his office, while Moxxie was trying to shoot a picture of a human family. You were busy on your phone, when you saw the 'derangent client' button go off. You looked up to see Moxxie and Loona fighting about killing an 'innocent' family, Millie giving no shits about the whole thing, and that damn button going off. This was totally normal, but you don't get paid enough to care. You were a very carefree person. 

While Moxxie was trying to shoot the target, Blitzø came in loudly through the door "GUYS I WANT YOU TO MEET-" Blitzø didn't even get to finish his sentence, before Moxxie shooted the target, but he missed. Luckily Blitzø caught the arrow before It could hit the client,  "Are newest client..." Blitz said in an awkward tone. Sadly the eels in the tank didn't make it, and fell over and water with electricity don't go together.  "DAMIT MOXXIE! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS" Blitzø screamed at Moxxie. 

The office caught fire...

 "BYEE and don't worry we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours, and your first kill is FREE!" Blitzø said, while waving goodbye at the leaving client. "When did we start implementing that deal...sir" Moxxie said, with a sarcastic voice.  You face palmed "When you set Fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DICK SHIT! NOW SOMEONE TELL ME IF THAT FANCY BOOK IS STILL INTACT" Blitzø screamed, you jumped in the conversation and said "Calm down fuckers, that ugly ass book its intact and safe with Loona" Blitzø looked at Loona with shining eyes while saying "Thats why you're my favorite Loonie, you get a tweat know" He said in a cute voice {?} while waving a dog treat at Loona "Ew...Stop" she said to blitzø, who just munches on the dog treat "YOU'RE SO GROSS" Loona screamed at him, while opening the portal to the human realm "Aw stop it, I get enough of that from my therapist, NOW LETS GO LICK SOME ASS" blitzø says screaming

"The expression is kick some ass...Blitz" Millie said at Blitzø "Mines better" he said. Moxxie curses under his breath, entering the portal, tired of his boss. You just laughed at them while entering the portal with the others. There it was, a small house in the middle of the forest, you guess it was the family you guys had to kill. Upon arriving to the house, the I.M.P hid in a bush under a window of the house. Blitzø peek through the window, while saying "That's gotta be her, this is going to be to easy... Moxxie you want this one?" Moxxie was surprised "ME?!" he said "yeah.. This one is simple enough for you to handle, its just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital" Blitzø said, Moxxie looked traumatized. "Snooze you lose mox" Blitzø said while aiming at the target "And... I got ya bitch" he was about to shoot when Moxxie panicked "wait, are we actually killing a family!" he said while sweating "No, don't be a puss, were just killing a mother." blitzø said with a proud smile. "Were ruining a family" Blitzø added.

 "But, H-hold on let's think about it" Moxxie said, while making blitzø miss his shot on the mother. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MOXXIE" Blitz said to moxxie, in a whisper scream. "Im sorry sir they just seem so wholesome and happy" Moxxie says while panting "I panicked" he finishes. "oh who the fuck is innocent Moxxie, from the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF. YOU BABY DICK PRUDE!" Blitzø said, screaming at poor moxxie. Then the family blew a hole through the window, because they're Americans and they all have guns. "A NEW WHOLE SCARE" You screamed.

You all scared to different places, Millie went to the lake, you and Blitzø went to the woods and moxxie got kidnapped, by the demonic ass children. You and Blitzø were currently hiding behind a tree "Come and let mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" The woman said, while looking around for you two. Then Blitz phone started to ring, you and him panicked "Stolas this is a really bad time!"Blitz said whispering, you just cursed under your breath. You could make out some thing stolas said but no all of it, so you just tried to ignore their conversation, until stolas said "oh Blitz, I'm so excited, I can not wait to feel you slimy [----] inside of my [---]" You jaw dropped "what the actual fuck" you said, Blitz was about responde. When out of nowhere that crazy bitch came and attacked you and blitzø. 

Blitzø, Millie and you were tied to a post. The husband, of that crazy bitch you were supposed to kill, was putting gasoline all over yall. "I had that fucking shot God dammit Moxxie" Blitzø cursed at Moxxie, whom was not there. "SATAN we return your filthy creatures, BACK to the pits of hell... MAY the root of evil ramain honored, as we continue the work!" The crazy bitch Martha said and through her torch at you guys. Obviously yall caught fire but that didn't work, "yeah... that's not exactly how that works lady, sorry your fire doesn't really hurt us, but I mean I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard" Blitz said while smirking, you laughed at that. "oh... shit. WELL I'LL JUST SHOOT YOU IN YOUR SMARTASS MOUTHS" Martha said taking out her gun. "That would be more effective" Blitzø said, you looked at him with a dumbfounded expression. Millie just called out to him, because what the fuck. But before you all died, Moxxie shot her in the head. "FINALLY WHORE" you said in relife.

Moxxie came to free you all, of whatever the fuck was that, but Blitzø being mad at Moxxie, he said "your not getting your damn paycheck, for this one Moxx" Moxxie ignored him and went to Millie, you just accepted the fact that you didn't exist anymore, but Blitzø being the drama queen he is started to whine "Oh yeah, thanks I'm fine..." he said in a really sarcastic tone. "Im sorry sir, I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again, I promise" Moxxie apologised, but Blitzø wasn't gonna let it off on that "Apology accepted. But if you ever pull a stunt like this again,oh I will fuck you and your wife..." he said, you got a little disturbed by that, but you don't get paid enough to care. " ALL RIGHTY,JOB WELL DONE, now let's get off" Blitzø finishes "Eh yeah give me a moment, I need to get something I left at the house" Moxxie said "Hurry up Moxxie, I want to get out this hell hole" you said to him with a 'Im so done with this' face, he nodded and left. "LOONA were ready to come home dear!"Blitzø said, you just sighed and waited for Loona to open the portal. 

You never really like this job, you did it mostly for the money. Since the fire you and Blitzø weren't the same, there was this feeling that you couldn't make out. You wanted to hate him, but you couldn't, you knew it wasn't on purpose; Even though that happened years ago. You were a lot younger than Blitzø, you were a small child when the fire happened. You and Blitzø get along or you try to but it wasn't the same like before. He was like your older brother, but now he is just someone you knew. This type of quiet moments made you remember the past, the one you were trying to forget. But every depressive moment has to come to an end. 

"There he is, having a good wank-off session Moxxie" Blitzø said to Moxxie with a smirk "Excuse me?" Moxxie responded "Look, I don't care where you come in the living world, just cum to your job on time. All right, see you at the office" Blitzø said as he entered the portal "Why is he so random?" you said while entering the portal after him. "you doing okay sweetie?" Millie said to Moxxie "Better now honey" he responded. 

And the house blew up, Moxxie was traumatized.... 

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