* British Tea sip *
"Stolas." Stella said while sipping her tea. "Stella." Stollas responded sipping his tea too "Cunt" Stella responded to stolas putting her cup down. "Witch" Stolas response to Stella doing the same "Auuuuhhhhggg!" Stella's brother exclaimed while putting his head on his hand "FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER" Stella exclaimed while getting off her seat
"Why did you insist on meeting me here?" Stolas said while checking his phone "Ahem we wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce, I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more... compensation" Stella's brother responded to Stolas, Stella grinned maliciously. "After all you did CHEAT on the poor thing, surely you owe..." He finish "Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage... As far as i'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue" Stolas response while putting his tea cup down. "Up yours!" Stellas said while pointing her Middle finger up. "Stella, for fucks sake! Stop making this harder to bullshit..." Andrealphus said
The iconic scene where Striker breaks through the window of the restaurant and shoots his blessed revolvers at Stolas. Sadly he missed. Stolas tried to run away from the gun shoots. Stella was smirking in the corner watching everything. Striker with his blessed rope captures Stolas "Hyaaagh! Oh dear.. This is worrisome" Stolas said.
RING RING BITCH!
"Oh shit! Stolas..." Blitzø said with an awkward smile, while driving. "It's really not a good time buddy" He finished, Blitzø was taking loona to the vet. "Im sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzy but um... I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sich. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment" Stolas says "Pfft lucky bitch" Blitzø said "Um, well, no, rather unlucky... I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours" Stolas ripples
"Oh which one" Blitzø says hoping it isn't your boyfriend. "How many cowboys do you know sir?" Moxxie says bitching at Blitzø "What does he look like, your highness?" Moxxie says to Stolas "Mmm... Sexy?" Stolas response "Thats Striker" Moxxie says "WHAT THE FUCK!?" You screamed "Oh for fuck sake. Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?" Blitzø says to Stolas, ignoring you panicking. "I believe he has me bound with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself I'm afraid. So I think you should come and save me" Stolas response to bitzø "Oh shit... Stolas, I can't come today, alright? I'm sorry. I-Im literally on my way to take Loona in to her very important Hellbies S.H.O.T" Blitzø said while Loona was giving him the ultimate death stare.
"It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one. So you know... And she's been doing a lot of field work so you know, she needs it" He finished "Oh haha well I do agree that's very important... but I-" Stolas was caught off mid sentence by Striker "Would you shut up already? I can hear you by the way" He said while snatching Stolas phone with his tail "Don't worry about your lanky Birdy... He is in good hands" Strike said with his sexy deep chuckle "Oh shit... Am I in danger right now?"Stolas said
"Gaagh...damn it"Blitzø said breaking his phone "Y/N your little boyfriend is dead..." He finish while putting the van in the fastest speed posible.
"Sir! Let me, Moxxie and Y/N handle this one" Millie said to Blitzø from the back seat "Okay are you three sure you've got this alone?" Blitzø said "We can do it sir together we are a lethal combo" Moxxie said while Millie was putting a hat on his head "And we both have a score to settle with that dickhead... Um no offense Y/N" he finished "Fuck off" you said, being sad in a corner. You and Striker talked about this, you said to him that you both could date on the condition he didn't hurt Stolas, the motherfucker agreed to this term. "Alright, well hurry. Stolas sounds like is in real shit this time... Knowing that guys aesthetic, my money's that he's in wrath... Now get you asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something" Blitzø said while carrying Loona out of the car "And Y/N... If that motherfuckers hurts Stolas I don't want to see you with him" He finished You nodded and the van took of to wrath.
Striker really fucked up...
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