Stan: You would say "Hm.. Where should I hide the alcohol..?" Which always works
Kyle: You would just snatch his hat from his head and then he'll snatch it from your hands and put it back on his head and listen to you
Kenny: You would just jump onto Kenny idk-
Eric Cartman: Throw soft stuff him?..
Craig: Make tiny paper ball things and fling them at him
Tweek: Give him COFFEEEE
Tolkien: He'll always give you attention.
most of the time....
Clyde: just randomly cuddle him?..
Jimmy: You would try make up some random jokes but probably fail so he helps by telling you some more jokes he made up
Gregory: You would just play with his hair maybe since he always catches you trying to scare him
Ze mole: You would just try help him dig idk?..
