THE CHAOS HOUSEHOLD.

DIVORCE!!

it was late at night, around 2am, until all of a sudden loud screams and yelps were made from the kitchen.. it sounded like.. myra and wil..?

hazzy: " zzzzzzzzzzzz........ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! "

starry: " WHAT WHO WHERE WHY HUH?! "

rylie: " what. is. happening. LET ME FUCKING SLEEP I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS EVAN AT FIRST NOW ITS YOU IDIOTS GOODBYE. "

starry: " ermmm "

hazzy: " lets go check it out!! grab your guns by the way. "

starry: " GUNS? OMG I WAS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT DUDE. " *starry pulls out a pistol.*

hazzy: " ok lets go now!! :3 "

starry: " that means you too rylie. "

rylie: " fine. "

the three walk downstairs and they hear the noises grow louder and louder by the second, they finally get to the bottom of the staircase and slowly walked towards the kitchen to hear what is happening.

uh warning!! this part gets a bit pedo like i guess!! but ITS FOR SILLYISH PURPOSES.. AM SORRY IF ITS OFFENSIVE SOB. 

myra: " THEIR YOUR KIDS DUDE. THEIR YOUR BIOLOGICAL KIDS. "

wil: " ONLY HAZZY IS?? THE REST ARE LIKE ADOPTED OR SOME SHIT " (this part is confusing because if you read the prev desc its getting changed because just so it makes sense and like is the same as how it should be)

myra: " STILL?! YOU DONT FUCK THEM DUDE THATS MESSED UP "

wil: " .. i ddont..! w-wwhat do y-you mean..! "

myra: " I KNOW ABOUT IT WIL. "

hazzy: " whoops! "

starry: " whoopsies!! "

rylie: " he does? "

starry: " si "

myra: " YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. "

wil: " WAIT NO MYRA! AM SORRY BBG "

myra: " DONT CALL ME BBG YOU SON OF A BITCH. "

wil: " BUT! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. I PROMISE I WONT HURT THE TOWEL RA- I MEAN VERY VERY COOL SWEET NICE AMAZING CHILDREN THAT I TOTALLY DONT ABUSE OR DO ANYTHING TO THEM EVER AGAIN. "

myra: " no. "

wil: " PLEASE I CANT KEEP BEING CONSIDERED POOR DAD- I MEAN I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE! AM NOT USING YOU FOR MONEY EITHER! DONT MIND MY FIRST SENTENCE IT WAS A FUCK UP I PROMISE "

myra: " ........................................................................................ "

wil: " hahaha..! "

myra: " DONE. WERE DONE YOU MINOR FUCKER TYCOON. "

wil: " AM NOT A MINOR FUCKER TYCOON WHAT ARE YOU ON! "

starry: " DREAM 2.0?! "

myra: " .. what was that. "

hazzy: " holy shit... "

wil: " ............ "

starry: " erm.. alright were running now..! GO. "

starry, hazzy, and rylie ran back to their room and quickly laid back into their beds and shut their eyes closed as they hear footsteps from downstairs stomping on the staircase up.

myra: " ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ASLEEP OR ARE YOU SPYING ON ME AND WIL. "

wil: " erm there isnt an answer so.. "

myra: " SHUT THE FUCK UP. "

wil: " ookkk..! "

myra: " sigh.. am going back to ' our ' room. "

wil: " am coming t- "

myra: " NO. YOUR SLEEPING ON THE FUCKING COUCH. "

wil: " ............................................ fine. "

myra: " GOOD. BYE. "

wil: " sniff.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA " *wil runs out of the childrens bedroom and into the living room as he flopped himself onto the couch.*

myra: " anyways.. goodnight!! " *myra said as they walked to the masters bedroom and placed themselves onto the bed and peacefully slept.